3/04/2007

Ann Coulter

Hello,
I don't think I've ever posted about Ann Coulter before. This is mainly because the woman and her opinions are a matter of supreme indifference to me. I just don't get why people go pissing their drawers about her, it's controversy by numbers. I could do it standing on my head. I know her secrets and they do not interest me. People, your buttons are being pushed. Ignore her and she'll go away. That's the thing with big gobs, they get tired and there's always a queue to replace them.

Anyway I note she's in trouble for calling John Edwards a faggot. Part of me wants to applaud her for doing a bit of taboo trashing, another part of me wants to slap her, the rest of me just shrugs. Oh come on, do any gays really wonder, after an exhausting round of ungodly shagging, if Ann Coulter will love them in the morning? I suspect not and any that do really are deviants.

The one thing that does intrigue me about her is -why are her hands so big? OK, I lied there is more that interests me. Why does she have an Adam's apple? Is she hiding her candy or did she have the lot off? If she's gone for the works does she ever have trouble with pubes growing up her fake snatch? What I'm trying to say is, did she used to be a man or does she just have horse genes?

My name is Clairwil and I am addicted to trivia.

Cheerio


11 comments:

iLL Man said...

Has she been taking lessons from Tezza?

Don't see how anyones surprised or shocked though, she's been spouting this sort of stuff for years.

I get the impression that it wasn't the intention of the insult but the use of the word 'faggot' itself that upset the great and the good of right wing US politics. Funny that.....

Clairwil said...

Good Lord,
What are you doing up? Don't you have work in the morning? Or have you seen brighter sides to life?

iLL Man said...

Seen them, but not very often....

Nah, I'm a late to bed type, squeezing as much as I possibly can from my spare time.

Deacon Barry said...

Ally bally, ally bally be
Right wing troll gets great big fee
Insulting lib'rals on TV
Don't buy her 'Coulter's candy!'

Anonymous said...

If your determined to be a controversalist say something interesting. Coulter fails on this point.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but I like her! In this age of namby-pamby, feminised, hug-a-hoody soppiness in which we live, the art of invective has all but disappeared (except from this site, of course, which almost achieves the impossible by raising twinges of sympathy for Cllr.Terry!) so it is a real pleasure to read Ms. Coulter 'putting the heed in wi' her bonnet on'.

Clairwil said...

Zin Zin,
Good to have you back.

David,
I have some sympathy with your view. I just find her a bit obvious.

Clairwil said...

David,
Twinges of sympathy for Terry Kelly! Are you going soft?

Momentary Madness said...

I don't know her but I hate her already and I'm sure the feeling's mutual. She sounds like a "right ringed bleeched bitch" Ha! Paddy

iLL Man said...

Invective? I thought it was belligerence. You live and learn eh?

alan said...

haha! great last line!