eBaywatching

Hello,
As you all may know I enjoy a peep at the more unusual corners of ebay, which does lead to trouble in that I am now the owner of about a million Estonian badges, look it was an impulse buy, they're currently sitting inside a wool and felt souvenier bag from Madeira.
Here is a list of what I've managed to resist-so far;

A bloodless castration tool


A praying bear

A sterling silver fanny

A very stern rooster.

A rooster cock sock

oooh me sides!

A comedy dog

Jesus bandages

Jesus wig and beard set

I Love Islam!

The End Of The World Is Nigh.

Hello,
I like to imagine God sitting about smoking a pipe and wondering what we're all up to. Let's all pray that no-one tells him because if they do we're doomed. When I say 'we' I don't mean you or I. It's a bunch of pervos I'm on about. Namely 'sock sniffers' . Worse still they seem to be into sniffing vile, white sports socks and worst of all comedy socks. I must stress that these are used socks which if the adverts are to believed have been worn by 'chavs' and 'scallies'.

There's no law against this sort of thing or if there is it hasn't come to my attention but y'know yuck. What's the attraction in dirty socks? Why? Bearing in mind that I am a lady, can anyone explain, using carefully chosen euphemisms, what these freaks do with the socks? Is it a big joke or do they really get excited by them?

I'm amazed there hasn't been a sock related sex crime in Glasgow over the last few years. For a while all the neds were walking about with sports socks pulled up over the lower leg of their tracksuit bottoms. I did wonder what they were up to but not for a second did I imagine that they were some sort of exhibitionists on the sock scene.

All that said there appears to be an emerging used ladies tights scene and whilst I can't say I approve, if anyone would like to save me doing a washing I'm open to offers.

Cheerio

Clairwil Is Tempted By An Obvious Con!

Hello,
As I mentioned a while back I have another blog to keep track of my attempts to earn a living without doing very much or leaving the house. Anyway I was just completing a post on the 'most watched' items on eBay when I came across this auction .

Obviously I'm suspicious but I must shamefully admit to being tempted. As time goes by I grow more amazed than ever that I've never fallen for one of those email scams. To return to the suspicious auction if I may. What is this 'historical event' they are banging on about?

'Every once in a while, world events combine to create situations that will generate billions of dollars from virtually thin air, (it only happened twice in the 20th century).'

Money from thin air! When did this happen? I can think of many instances of money disappearing into thin air during the course of the 20th century but didn't it turn up in odd places like Robert Maxwell's pocket, if ever?

I feel like I'm in Jack and The Beanstalk or something. Can anyone enlighten me on the precise nature of this scam? Apparently the 'big players' know all about it. Are any of them reading? Would any of them mind giving this 'little player' an explanation of this extraordinary item or even a small hint?

No wonder it's one of the most watched items on eBay, I can't take my eyes of the bloody thing. The girls in the picture look too sweet to be wholesome. It's a honey trap and no mistake.

I demand answers.

Ebaywatch

Hello,
Fresh from my discovery of 'The Jesus Diaries'on ebay, todays auction that defies belief is a mutant grape. I only wish I were making this stuff up.

The Mutant Grape and the Jesus Diaries (again).


Cheerio

UPDATE- It's getting worse, much worse.......

The world's most foul vegetable

A damaged soul.

A night out with a skint bird.

The depressing truth about stag nights

A coffin.

Another soul.

Pina Colada Flavour Pants

A rotten tooth.

A Sporting Estate for £20

Oh my sides!