Hello,
Mr Clairwil reckons that I won't be happy until Terry Kelly jumps out a window. What rot! A man of Terry's age and girth should never jump. Think of the consequences for the rest of us. Good Lord we've already had one Tsunami this century and that is more than enough. Anyway as he still refuses to speak to me owing to me being 'awful and thick', I'd be obliged if you would all pop over and ask him a question or two about the budget. He seems reluctant to talk about it and I'd like to know why, only I'm semi-banned from his blog and won't get an answer.
Cheerio
Showing posts with label filthy shill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label filthy shill. Show all posts
3/28/2007
3/21/2007
Happy News and Help Wanted
Hello,
I have some happy news! I have a new job, only part-time but I'll be working from home! Living the dream! I had to audition and everything. Can Oscar glory be far off? Anyway my job will entail speaking to chaps about matters of an adult nature which presents me with something of a dilemma. I have to choose a category in which to appear and choose a hair colour.
Should I go for 18-25, 40+, blonde, brunette or ginger. Oh and I need a name as well. I've always wanted to be called Bernadette or Stella but I'm not sure they sound particularly 'racy'. At the same time I don't want to be called anything too 'porn star' because I'd feel like a total fool and the punters would smell a rat.
I've ruled out doing the shouting at men line because my voice is too soft to sound truly threatening. Plus I'm a terrible giggler so I think I'll do best to keep it light. So that leaves me with 'chat', dogging, anal sex, oral sex, feet, 'watersports' and 'other'. What on earth 'other' entails is a mystery, so I'm a bit wary. I don't think anyone wants to be calling up to hear me bellowing 'you want to what?, Good God sir, are you quite well?'
Suggestions please.
I have some happy news! I have a new job, only part-time but I'll be working from home! Living the dream! I had to audition and everything. Can Oscar glory be far off? Anyway my job will entail speaking to chaps about matters of an adult nature which presents me with something of a dilemma. I have to choose a category in which to appear and choose a hair colour.
Should I go for 18-25, 40+, blonde, brunette or ginger. Oh and I need a name as well. I've always wanted to be called Bernadette or Stella but I'm not sure they sound particularly 'racy'. At the same time I don't want to be called anything too 'porn star' because I'd feel like a total fool and the punters would smell a rat.
I've ruled out doing the shouting at men line because my voice is too soft to sound truly threatening. Plus I'm a terrible giggler so I think I'll do best to keep it light. So that leaves me with 'chat', dogging, anal sex, oral sex, feet, 'watersports' and 'other'. What on earth 'other' entails is a mystery, so I'm a bit wary. I don't think anyone wants to be calling up to hear me bellowing 'you want to what?, Good God sir, are you quite well?'
Suggestions please.
3/01/2007
Does Anyone Know What This Is?
Hello,
I've put up a post over here about an odd programme that I've downloaded. I can't for the life of me fathom out what it wants or why it's giving me money. Can anyone enlighten me?
I'd be very grateful.
Cheers
I've put up a post over here about an odd programme that I've downloaded. I can't for the life of me fathom out what it wants or why it's giving me money. Can anyone enlighten me?
I'd be very grateful.
Cheers
2/26/2007
Pay Per Post and The Uber Lizard.
Hello,
The sharp eyed amongst you will no doubt have noticed the 'get paid to review this post' buttons that have appeared at the end of each of my blog posts recently. It's all part of my mission to earn a living at the blogging racket. To cut a long story short if you click on the button, sign up and write a review of my post you get paid and so do I. No I have no idea what's in it for 'them' either but Tim Worstall has been making a bob or two at it for quite some time now and he's quite the expert on numbers and stuff.
As I post a fair bit about other people's blogs, I don't see the harm in it. In any case it's only blogging -hardly high art. Besides I need the practice. One has to disclose the fact that it's a paid post so the high minded amongst you can skip it easily if your delicate sensibilities are offended by writing things for money.
With that out of the way. The chaps at pay per post have advised me that they are making an announcement shortly and have offered to pay me to start a rumour about what it might be. More peculiar still they have requested that I be inventive and wild. I cannot help but feel that they may live to regret that. I suppose there are all sorts of sensible rumours one could start like 'slight increase in paid blogging opportunities' or something dreary involving extra traffic.
Instead here is my rumour:
It's a CIA front for a false flag operation, controlled explosion sponsored by the 'uber lizard' that wreaks havoc on the stock market creating sixteen multi billionaire bloggers who will take over the world and oppress it with tales of plasma screen televisions and mobile phones. As for the identity of the 'uber lizard' I leave that up to you.
You may scoff but in three weeks time David Icke will be saying that with a straight face. And I bet he get's another book deal out it.
On the other hand it's more likely to be something about higher payouts, a new format, increased traffic or new charities to donate your earnings to but where's the harm in dreaming? I'm led to understand that the announcement isn't due until April which gives me plenty time to come up with a really good rumour.
To take a squint at what they might be up to click blogs.
The sharp eyed amongst you will no doubt have noticed the 'get paid to review this post' buttons that have appeared at the end of each of my blog posts recently. It's all part of my mission to earn a living at the blogging racket. To cut a long story short if you click on the button, sign up and write a review of my post you get paid and so do I. No I have no idea what's in it for 'them' either but Tim Worstall has been making a bob or two at it for quite some time now and he's quite the expert on numbers and stuff.
As I post a fair bit about other people's blogs, I don't see the harm in it. In any case it's only blogging -hardly high art. Besides I need the practice. One has to disclose the fact that it's a paid post so the high minded amongst you can skip it easily if your delicate sensibilities are offended by writing things for money.
With that out of the way. The chaps at pay per post have advised me that they are making an announcement shortly and have offered to pay me to start a rumour about what it might be. More peculiar still they have requested that I be inventive and wild. I cannot help but feel that they may live to regret that. I suppose there are all sorts of sensible rumours one could start like 'slight increase in paid blogging opportunities' or something dreary involving extra traffic.
Instead here is my rumour:
It's a CIA front for a false flag operation, controlled explosion sponsored by the 'uber lizard' that wreaks havoc on the stock market creating sixteen multi billionaire bloggers who will take over the world and oppress it with tales of plasma screen televisions and mobile phones. As for the identity of the 'uber lizard' I leave that up to you.
You may scoff but in three weeks time David Icke will be saying that with a straight face. And I bet he get's another book deal out it.
On the other hand it's more likely to be something about higher payouts, a new format, increased traffic or new charities to donate your earnings to but where's the harm in dreaming? I'm led to understand that the announcement isn't due until April which gives me plenty time to come up with a really good rumour.
To take a squint at what they might be up to click blogs.
Clairwil Is Tempted By An Obvious Con!
Hello,
As I mentioned a while back I have another blog to keep track of my attempts to earn a living without doing very much or leaving the house. Anyway I was just completing a post on the 'most watched' items on eBay when I came across this auction .
Obviously I'm suspicious but I must shamefully admit to being tempted. As time goes by I grow more amazed than ever that I've never fallen for one of those email scams. To return to the suspicious auction if I may. What is this 'historical event' they are banging on about?
'Every once in a while, world events combine to create situations that will generate billions of dollars from virtually thin air, (it only happened twice in the 20th century).'
Money from thin air! When did this happen? I can think of many instances of money disappearing into thin air during the course of the 20th century but didn't it turn up in odd places like Robert Maxwell's pocket, if ever?
I feel like I'm in Jack and The Beanstalk or something. Can anyone enlighten me on the precise nature of this scam? Apparently the 'big players' know all about it. Are any of them reading? Would any of them mind giving this 'little player' an explanation of this extraordinary item or even a small hint?
No wonder it's one of the most watched items on eBay, I can't take my eyes of the bloody thing. The girls in the picture look too sweet to be wholesome. It's a honey trap and no mistake.
I demand answers.
As I mentioned a while back I have another blog to keep track of my attempts to earn a living without doing very much or leaving the house. Anyway I was just completing a post on the 'most watched' items on eBay when I came across this auction .
Obviously I'm suspicious but I must shamefully admit to being tempted. As time goes by I grow more amazed than ever that I've never fallen for one of those email scams. To return to the suspicious auction if I may. What is this 'historical event' they are banging on about?
'Every once in a while, world events combine to create situations that will generate billions of dollars from virtually thin air, (it only happened twice in the 20th century).'
Money from thin air! When did this happen? I can think of many instances of money disappearing into thin air during the course of the 20th century but didn't it turn up in odd places like Robert Maxwell's pocket, if ever?
I feel like I'm in Jack and The Beanstalk or something. Can anyone enlighten me on the precise nature of this scam? Apparently the 'big players' know all about it. Are any of them reading? Would any of them mind giving this 'little player' an explanation of this extraordinary item or even a small hint?
No wonder it's one of the most watched items on eBay, I can't take my eyes of the bloody thing. The girls in the picture look too sweet to be wholesome. It's a honey trap and no mistake.
I demand answers.
2/16/2007
Other Stuff
Hello,
I've started a new and rather dull blog over here, detailing my methods of trying to earn a crust from one fingered typing and staying indoors.
It's not likely to be of much interest to my merry band of readers other than those that carry adverts on their blogs.
So now you know.
Cheerio
I've started a new and rather dull blog over here, detailing my methods of trying to earn a crust from one fingered typing and staying indoors.
It's not likely to be of much interest to my merry band of readers other than those that carry adverts on their blogs.
So now you know.
Cheerio
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