7/03/2007

How Does One Get To Port Logan From Glasgow?

Hello,
I am again requesting the help of my wise readers. I MUST get to Port Logan on 13/07/07. I decided this morning and that is that but I don't have a car and it seems somewhat remote!
I can get to Stranraer but that leaves me with another 13 miles to go. Is there a bus service? A horse and cart driven by a kindly farmer? One thing is certain I'm not bloody walking. Not with my feet. I am a martyr to my feet, buttocks and nerves which rules out 13 mile walks and uncertainty.

Some local knowledge would be lovely!

Elsewhere 'Smeatomania' continues to delight almost all of us.

Cheerio

8 comments:

Fat Sparrow said...

I've been reading about him the last few days, and John Smeaton is fucking brilliant. He is my new Honey, and I'll be adding him to my list of Honeys. It may make my other Bitter Balls (Old Knudsen) jealous, but that deodorant thing was too funny.

Well done on the article, Clairwil.

If you get lucky, you may be able to hitch a ride to Port Logan with some passing terrorists. I'd offer to drive, though, if I were you. Don't forget your Irn Bru and your fags.

Old Knudsen said...

I have knowledge of some locals but its not what you're after.

I put up a link to yer pickledpolitics post in my post, great job you did on it.

Anonymous said...

There seems to be a bus service, though I'm not sure of the frequency.

http://www.mull-of-galloway.co.uk/mapstransport/bus_coach.html

I'm making assumptions here, but Kim Ayres lives down in that neck of the woods, he might be able to help.

Clairwil said...

Fat Sparrow,
A lift with the terrorists? Pah I'd banjo the fuckers Smeaton style. Smeato is my role model.

Old Knudsen,
Cheers-the world must learn of the majesty of Smeats. We've all got to do our bit.

Ill Man,
I've had a very helpful email from a young lady. I've got my travel sorted.

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