Hello,
Firstly I have terrible news of one of our English slaves getting uppity and failing to treat his Scottish masters with the respect we undoubtedly deserve. I must say it is ace being Scottish these days. I rise at about 12 kick my English butler up the arse and demand he makes me breakfast. Around one I have my giro delivered by courier which I spend on booze and trinkets before calling up Gordon Brown and asking him to crack the whip a little harder and send me another cheque.
I usually go for a stroll about 2pm, pausing only to wipe my feet on a freshly slaughtered English tax payer to avoid getting the new golden paving stones dirty. I usually swan up to my local hospital and request my diamond and ruby encrusted personal suite of rooms where I recline to ease the terrible pressures that come from occupying and enslaving the neighbours. It is around this time that I max out my credit cards before sending them to a random address in England for full settlement. Poor old fair minded England -60 million souls quivering under the mighty force of 5 million devious layabouts.
Cheerio
UPDATE: It's worse than I thought. They're in some sort of morris-dancing frenzy and have petitioned the PM to 'get rid of Scotland'. One would have thought a campaign to free the English slaves would have been sufficient. Evidently not, I shall keep you posted on the progress of my physical elimination! Mind you the jokes are fucking hil-ar-ious.
7/08/2007
Being Scottish is harder than it looks
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8 Praise For Clairwil:
your worth five grand. Illman is also worth 5 grand. Not sure about Anas, oh what the heck he's worth 5 grand as well.
John Smeaton-priceless.
I KNEW it.
I am totally moving north of the border. My friend bought me a little cuddly cow from Glasgow Airport which is wearing a little tam o'shanter to hang on my car mirror, so I shouldn't have too much difficulty fitting in.
And it's got bagpipes!
Oh sweet Lord, that guy has to be taking the piss...........
he isn't though, is he...........:(
Zinzin, I'm worth a good deal more than that, and you know it. I love cranks though, they're usually more harm to themselves than anyone else.....
You know, if they didn't want Scotland, why did they try so hard for well over a thousand years to get it?
England is just jealous that Mel Gibson didn't use them for a movie. What can they expect? "Stiffupperlip" just doesn't have the same ring to it as "Braveheart."
Wonderful stuff :-)
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