6/17/2007
Artist Borrows, Genius Steals
Hello,
It has been brought to my attention via 'extreme tracking' that I am the lucky beneficiary of plagiarism. I am not making this up. A young lady employed in the NHS pinched my post on the sex toys (still going strong since you ask) and lobbed it up on Grumpy Cunt.
I don't think I've ever been so surprised in my life. Fancy anyone repeating after me like a parrot and then trying to pass it off as her own work. I must confess to being somewhat flattered.
It reminds me of that time the school nutter brought in a 'Japan' b-side copied onto a cassette and told us all it was his new band. It was only when a chum's older brother taunted them for being a closet Japan fan that we realised we'd been had. Personally I thought it was a brilliant prank.
Did I ever tell you I invented the macaroni pie?
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I see someones rumbled her too. The credit is now all yours.....
What on earth was she thinking? Did you know that I wrote Born In The USA?
Did you? I always thought that was Bachman Turner Overdrive..........
I wrote that as well you know.
Sorry I haven't commented in a while. I've been putting the finishing touches to my new painting, "Mr and Mrs Clarke And Percy".
If it makes you feel any better you're not the only one getting unwanted attention these days.
Another ghost just resurfaced on my myspace and just accused me of thinking i was better than everyone else and trying to be the leader....
I'm unsure as to what i'm attempting to lead but this prize loon is scaring me. What is it with Glasgow and nutters?
Still wondering why i ran away from the place?
Katy,
I cannot wait to see this painting. I have dabbled with art myself. I'm working on a tent with the names of everyone I've ever slept with on it at the mo.
RYokozuna,
Is it anyone I know and if so did you was scheme to put her on a leash?
How big is the tent?
I hate macaroni pies. I wrote the Bible.
I proof read it though.
Although we should remember I came up with the original concept and wrote the screenplay.
Didn't put this one on a leash. Maybe should have put them in a bin bag and thrown them in the clyde though.
Oh, i invented socks, frisbees and celery
I created the world. And it only took me 4 days. That God - he's a lazy bastard.
Ah Binty -that God is always trying to claim credit for your work.
I invented David Duff.
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