Hello,
Today's Herald carries the horrifying news that if Labour lose too many seats in the forthcoming election then she-gargoyle from the very pit of hell Wendy Alexander is hoping to take over.
Almost all politicians annoy me to some extent but usually it's what they say and do that upsets me rather than, arrgh! just everything. I'm sorry but I cannot stand Wendy Alexander. I hate her face, the way she over enunciates like she's talking to a deaf foreign waiter. Honestly I can't hear a word she says without my head filling up with visions of some idiot Brit bellowing EGG. AND. CHIPS. TWICE in a Spanish tourist trap.
I'm told she's very bright but to be frank. I couldn't care less. I am not having that stupid bloody face and hellish voice running the show. Pig in knickers doesn't even begin to cover it. Oh God I'm starting to see her face when I close my eyes. I don't mind ugly people in politics, it's just that she's ugly in such an irritating way and she has that voice.
I'll lay a £20 bet with anyone that she was the class sneak at school and would cry if you borrowed her rubber and got a black mark on it. She's the sort of woman that carries wet wipes at all times and Gordon Brown likes her. In other words she's a thoroughly bad lot.
Cheerio
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Which makes the fact that she is clearly the most competent of the whole horrid bunch quite so bowel-loosening.
S-E
That she is in league with a certain Labour Councillor doesn't help her image:
"My friend and comrade, local MSP Wendy was there..."
Margaret Curran might be a testosterone-fuelled harridan, but het over-reliance on hand gestures makes her at least mildly amusing. I am therefore launching the "It must be Maggie" Campaign to stop Wendy!
Friend and comrade!
I wonder what they talk about. Maybe that's why she talks to everyone as if they are daft. Years of dealing with Terry.
I insulted Margaret Curran quite by accident last year. She breezed into a meeting I was at, over half and hour late which upset me. I can't bear lateness. Anyway I turned to the person and said 'no breeding -typical Labour' at the very moment everyone decided to stop talking. You don't think she bears a grudge do you?
Can I take it that the New Facist Party (prop. D. Duff) now has two members?
(For those who find this reference obscure, try my place, posted 4th April.)
I don't know David.....
Will there be uniforms?
It's not just uniforms that matter - shiny knee-high boots are essential for any good facist coup.
S-E
Isn't that included in the uniform? I don't know, if I have to buy my own shiny knee high boots, then the deal might be off. Unless anyones got a spare pair going.....
David?
Christ you lot sound like some of her customers.
I'm only joining if I get a hat.
P.S Terry has got as near as he's getting to a fan over on Terrywatch! Do drop in.
Aw Zinzin, you don't think we'd be interested in Dave's Fascist party if there weren't a few natty outfits going, do you? ;D
Ill man
Wear the natty outfits and goose step to your hearts content but no genocide or wars is that understood?
Ah, you know me. Nowhere to be seen when things get messy......
The price of the boots is a bit off-putting. And they come without a batman to shine them for you.
S-E
Not bad. I was looking for something a bit more, you know...
http://www.kipar.org/baroque-costumes/photos/costumes/shoes/marlburian-boots_denmark1.jpg
Maybe I'm being too fussy here....
New post on TK at my blog.
and very good it is too....beware the wrath of 'The cynic' though.
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Do pay attention, children! My new party is the F-A-C-I-S-T Party (no 'S', geddit?!) It's for people who can turn from grumpy to carpet-chewing (ooops!) merely at the sight of some one else's face. For me it's Hazel Blears, for our hostess it's Wendy Alexander. The only qualification for membership is perfect good looks - so that lets you out, Ill Man! (Oh stop blubbing, man, if Clairwil says you're OK in a dim light we'll let you in so long as you keep the hair that covers most of your features. God, it's hard being a Party leader!)
Very droll David. I just thought you couldn't spell. I must say, SSP 'leader' Colin Fox gets my vote for the 'Most Punchable' award. His whiny, sing-songy voice doesn't help matters either. He's got that look of a man who seems not to have learned much from life.
David, I think you'll find I do have "perfect good looks". The potato faced creature you see in my avatar photo is a stunt double, and not a very good one at that......
"The potato faced creature you see in my avatar photo is a stunt double"
That was after the accident when the stunt went wrong, I assume:)
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