Hello,
The marching season er... marches on and this week I am proud to bring you coverage of todays events on the High Street. Never let it be said that I'm not even handed so after the recent Orange fun- behold the Republicans. I know people get very irate at these marches but has anyone considered the benefits of them as a traffic calming measure? I reckon we should keep a few on standby and every time there's a build up of traffic we unleash a couple of flute bands to stop any new cars joining the traffic jam. Then when the traffic is dispersed they can retreat to wait for their next call. I know some people might find the idea a bit controversial but let's face they beat the pants off speed bumps any day.
Cheerio
4 comments:
This is the best idea ever. A Soda-Stream beater! Put it into action now.
or you could just let the traffic mow the morons down ...
Bunch of twats to a person... I cannot abide all that shit!
No no no! Running them down would be a dreadful error. They'd just have more marches with banners reading 'Easterhouse remembers the hunger strikers and republican road traffic accident victims'. Then someone would mention Bloody Sunday and we'd never hear the end of it.
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