"We are paying for allowing the jocks to run the government (the "british" one). We expect them to be like us. They obviously do not value honesty and integrity like we do. Yes, it is generalisation, but some stereotypes are true. Look back at some of the governments. Did they lie like new labour do? The tories were bad, but even they didn't like like new labour do. In my opinion, this "government" has to be the worst of all time. Run by deceitful, arrogant, jocks you see?"
'........the archaetypal jock. Arrogant and hypocritical!'
' They dont want to associate the stupid scotch flag with imperialism that's why they are trying this crap on. They are too cowardly to put their hands up and say, yes scotlands flag was ALSO part of the union flag (note the 'was'). Typical pansy jocks. I swear they are born idiots.They make me puke. One minute it's, 'without scotland there would have been no empire', the next it's 'oh the English were responsible for all the bad bits'. They haven't quite grown up yet. I used to feel sorry for them, now I can't stand in the same room as them. I feel that way because of THEM, not because of me. They created this tension, not English folks. Of course they are so pathetically childish that they cannot even act grown up enough to take responsibilty for the devolution mess either. What do they say? Tony blair is English. Oh yeah blair is English, but of course someone born in the usa with a scotch surname is scotch!!! Double standards there methinks.I told you. They are cowards, liars and infantile.'
When I'm not busy contemplating the best way to take over the United Kingdom and destroy England I enjoy a good ponder. I've just been watching Newsnight and it would appear the English have rumbled us. Worse still they're hopping mad that they've been subsidising us for years to sit about frittering away public money while they pay all the taxes and do all the work.
However I was very puzzled by one fellow who after remarking on our sinister 'aspiration' said 'no-one wants to see them go'. Why the fuck not? Lets ponder the evidence. We cannot speak in a coherent manner. We are mean. We are drunk, violent, unhealthy and downright dishonest. Oh yes and dirty , disease ridden, inbred and insane. Oh yes and we rape schoolgirls if England do well at football. Most unforgivable of all we have even infiltrated the GMTV bouquet and ruined several episodes of Emmerdale. Fucked up the railways.......
In short virtually all of the worlds problems can be attributed to Scotland. So why does 'no-one want to see us go'? If Scotland were to be governed by say England for example and they behaved like that towards us I'd want rid. I'm totally bewildered why would anyone want to be in any way connected with such an awful country. Answers please....