The marching season er... marches on and this week I am proud to bring you coverage of todays events on the High Street. Never let it be said that I'm not even handed so after the recent Orange fun- behold the Republicans. I know people get very irate at these marches but has anyone considered the benefits of them as a traffic calming measure? I reckon we should keep a few on standby and every time there's a build up of traffic we unleash a couple of flute bands to stop any new cars joining the traffic jam. Then when the traffic is dispersed they can retreat to wait for their next call. I know some people might find the idea a bit controversial but let's face they beat the pants off speed bumps any day.