Hello,
Well thats a hello to anyone that still visits. I feel like an abandoned grannie and only slightly less sexy.
A reminder that The Scottish Idlers Guild will be meeting on 02/06/07 at Chinaskis, North St, Glasgow. Do pop along if you're in the area and anxious to hurl toil into the bin. Let's create an oasis of idling.
News reaches me that our esteemed friend The Ill Man may have acquired some sort of lady friend. Though as I, his alleged 'best friend' of fourteen years have not been directly informed of this or been introduced to the lady in question I cannot say whether there is any truth in the rumour. All I will say is that I think it's very unfair when I have allowed him to speak to Mr Clairwil on several occasions, even though Mr Clairwil seldom leaves the house and dislikes strangers. This episode has been noted.
I have taken to drinking Sweetheart Stout.
There is some sort of hygiene drive on at work. Either that or one of my colleagues has been sent so mad by the poisonous atmosphere that she's developed an irrational germ phobia and fear of food a baw hair over it's sell by date. I fear for my safety.
I'm thinking of founding a commune/dictatorship. I'm very tired, tarot cards then bed.
Goodnight
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I was drinking Sweetheart Stout the other night too, tastes like shandy
"Well thats a hello to anyone that still visits."
I'm here, I just didn't have anything to say.
Sorry.
I'm here too!
I've always approved of the Sweetheart Stout can design, but I bet I'd hate it.
Hurrah! I still exist!
Lism the Sweethear Stout can is a thing of wonder but the stout is very nice, as chris says quite sweet like shandy. One for the ladies.
Never tried sweetheart stout. I'm partial to lower alcohol beverages at the moment, all that premium strength stuff kinda goes for me a bit these days. Old age I'm afraid.
Rumour? No rumour. Diane and I are very much seeing each other. I'll see if she fancies coming along to the Idlers at the end of the month....
I have commented. And emailed you. I think the abandoned granny here is me.
PS I am drawing an inference from your silence, young lady. Oh yes I am.
i have a vague recollection that sweetheart stout should be drunk with port ...
But has diane seem your microphone, ill man?
" '....the person who started it who hides behind the nom deplume 'clairwil' is a poisonous liar who is prepared to stoop to anything to damage anyone she doesn't like she was quite comfortable exploiting the mentally handicapped'- Councillor Terry Kelly 08/05/07"
Hahaha, I just caught this on your header. If you're done exploiting your mentally handicapped, please send them round to my place, I need my bathroom cleaned.
In case your friends above have failed to cheer you up sufficiently, Clairwil, I have put another of my silly army tales up on my site which might make you smile.
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