5/28/2007

Another harmless pastime jumps on the cancer bandwagon.

Hello,
I'll bet there was rejoicing throughout the offices of the Daily Mail when this depressing bit of news turned up.

Cheerio

12 comments:

flyingrodent said...

What a terrifying piece of news.

I imagine they'll soon discover that masturbation causes cancer of the hands and that sexual thoughts cause brain tumours.

I reckon I'll just crack on and ignore it, I'm told that life has a 0% survival rate anyway.

Will said...

Oh, bollocks! And I've been spending all this time boasting to smokers and drinkers that MY habit is relatively harmless.

And wearing a condom during it? What's the point of that?

I might have to start experimenting with nasal. Or aural.

iLL Man said...

Well, since I no longer smoke, it's good to know I have another unhealthy vice to replace it......

Anonymous said...

Ill man you bastard does Diane know that you are giving her cancer.

Seriously its the Daily Mail if they aren't demonising immigrants they are trying tyo stop our fun be it binge drinking or fellatio.

Anonymous said...

Is the risk lessened if one spits, not swallows?
Daily Mail, half-a-tale...

Clairwil said...

I'm not saying anything in case my mother is reading. I've just had an irate email of complaint from her about some of the content of my blog.
All I want in life is peace from moaning women. Is that too much to ask?

Anonymous said...

"All I want in life is peace from moaning women. Is that too much to ask?"

I'll second that!

iLL Man said...

Zinzin!!! Jeez.....

Anonymous said...

I can't help myself. Sorry Ill man

iLL Man said...

..........and maybe I should watch what I say in the first place.....

Anonymous said...

That as well

Not Saussure said...

Did people know that St Etheldreda, the patron saint of throat complaints, apparently died a virgin despite having twice been married?