I can't help the way I feel...why is the the last mile the hardest mile?
What a terrifying piece of news.I imagine they'll soon discover that masturbation causes cancer of the hands and that sexual thoughts cause brain tumours.I reckon I'll just crack on and ignore it, I'm told that life has a 0% survival rate anyway.
Oh, bollocks! And I've been spending all this time boasting to smokers and drinkers that MY habit is relatively harmless.And wearing a condom during it? What's the point of that?I might have to start experimenting with nasal. Or aural.
Well, since I no longer smoke, it's good to know I have another unhealthy vice to replace it......
Ill man you bastard does Diane know that you are giving her cancer.Seriously its the Daily Mail if they aren't demonising immigrants they are trying tyo stop our fun be it binge drinking or fellatio.
Is the risk lessened if one spits, not swallows?Daily Mail, half-a-tale...
I'm not saying anything in case my mother is reading. I've just had an irate email of complaint from her about some of the content of my blog.All I want in life is peace from moaning women. Is that too much to ask?
"All I want in life is peace from moaning women. Is that too much to ask?"I'll second that!
Zinzin!!! Jeez.....
I can't help myself. Sorry Ill man
..........and maybe I should watch what I say in the first place.....
That as well
Did people know that St Etheldreda, the patron saint of throat complaints, apparently died a virgin despite having twice been married?
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What a terrifying piece of news.
I imagine they'll soon discover that masturbation causes cancer of the hands and that sexual thoughts cause brain tumours.
I reckon I'll just crack on and ignore it, I'm told that life has a 0% survival rate anyway.
Oh, bollocks! And I've been spending all this time boasting to smokers and drinkers that MY habit is relatively harmless.
And wearing a condom during it? What's the point of that?
I might have to start experimenting with nasal. Or aural.
Well, since I no longer smoke, it's good to know I have another unhealthy vice to replace it......
Ill man you bastard does Diane know that you are giving her cancer.
Seriously its the Daily Mail if they aren't demonising immigrants they are trying tyo stop our fun be it binge drinking or fellatio.
Is the risk lessened if one spits, not swallows?
Daily Mail, half-a-tale...
I'm not saying anything in case my mother is reading. I've just had an irate email of complaint from her about some of the content of my blog.
All I want in life is peace from moaning women. Is that too much to ask?
"All I want in life is peace from moaning women. Is that too much to ask?"
I'll second that!
Zinzin!!! Jeez.....
I can't help myself. Sorry Ill man
..........and maybe I should watch what I say in the first place.....
That as well
Did people know that St Etheldreda, the patron saint of throat complaints, apparently died a virgin despite having twice been married?
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