I've ranted about this before but no-one in the world of television seems to be paying any attention. Supernanny is on, and if anything the level of cretin breeding seems to have reached all time low. It's the usual set up, two morons have children, shout and them constantly but always back down to their outrageous demands like a 'drink with dinner'. In this episode they've taken parenting for the brain dead to a new level letting their children keep their dummies until the age of six and wondering why they act like babies.
Naturally the children are horrified that they have been born into such a family of imbeciles and are protesting loudly at their mother's laughable attempts to discipline them. I can't say I blame them, no sentient being would take any notice such total fools. I'm always quite disappointed when the children start behaving, their silly parents deserve the misery.
Anyway I have an idea for a show, imbeciles who are thinking of breeding will be invited to a TV studio to do a 'Pop Idol' style audition for prospective parents. The audience then vote for who they want to be parents, with the losers each week being sterilised live on TV. The winners would be allowed to keep a small hamster or a budgie, but still barred from breeding, until they learn to read or eat with their mouths closed. It would be called Extreme Contraception and I'm sure it would be a ratings smash.
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Argh! Don't let them near animals either! My favourites are the programmes about the fucktards who keep animals, feed them roast beef and chocolate, then wonder why they're fat as fuck , inactive and aggressive when they don't get what they want. I remember the idiot with the skinny lapdog that seemed to be an extension of her cuddly toy collection. How I laughed as it tried to bite toddlers and pissed over everything.
Give them a lump of wood to look after, that way nothing gets hurt.
Pah! A lump of wood they'd start a fire or an epidemic of splinters. Maybe a few balls of silver paper would be sufficient to occupy them.
They'd probably put them in the microwave or something. On the plus side, they might try to eat them.
Have you seen The Darbyshire mentalists over on Duffs blog?
Now that is a reality show that I would watch.
I'm with Ill Man, don't give them anything live. They give the twats in high school here fake babies, and every year a bunch of them end up on the roof of the high school, because that's where the "loving parents" have chucked them.
Bloody hell!
Silver paper it is then. That or a certain couple's drug wraps.
clairwil,
Mentalists, that's rich coming from the bitch who spawned this shit.
Pity your mother ever had you.
Pity your mother couldn't give you a name you could stick to. Perhaps she didn't name you at all. After all how likely is it that anyone would notice something so small and insignificant slide down their legs? I expect she thought you were a bit of wind Lara.
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