Things have got unexpectedly exciting for the big meet next Friday. I have just been notified by e-mail that I'm getting a kicking.
I'll come along and give you a good thumping. Make sure your badge is well visible as I don't wanna be thumping the wrong person.
Naturally I'm a bit surprised that anyone should wish to go to all that trouble for little me. Anyway I e-mailed back as follows;
Good stuff, I shall be wearing several badges to be easily identifiable. I'd hate for you to slip past and for me to miss the opportunity to rip your bowels out and shove them down your throat.
Wee tip for you son, sending e-mails threatening violence under a shitty made up name is not in the slightest bit terrifying. You'd be best picking on someone who can't fight back, like a toddler.
Now far be it from me to accuse anyone of cowerdice but I was very disappointed that my reply came back undelivered as the sender had not included a valid e-mail address in their message. What a bloody weed!
Next friday shall be very tense as I wait for my assasin. Anyone want to give odds of how quickly I reduce him to mince or indeed whether the big girls blouse turns up at all.