Hello,
For reasons that are beyond me a fat woman has been emerging from the pub downstairs every few hours and demanding that a 'fuckin bastard' comes to the window 'right now'. I must say I'm a bit disturbed that any of my neighbours are acquainted with this monstrosity. As I'm sure you know I strive not to be a snob but well, she's a bit rough. I was half minded to lean out the window and ask her to shut up but that would be as foolish and dangerous as tweaking an angry bull. I have enough problems without that maniac crashing through my door and putting me in an evil headlock.
Who is she and what does she want?
Cheerio
8 comments:
Why don't you give her Lola's whip, I'll give her 50 quid to use it and we'll all be happy.
Not sure what you get out of it as you'll be minus a whip. Bugger it, I'll refund the cost of the whip as well. Sing along now "Hey big spender"
Christ, I've forgotten about the "fuckin bastard". Ach well, fuck him.
My guess is it involves "A cunt" who knows a "cunt" who said something to a "cunt" who said something about her man.
I may be wrong.
My guess is that we'll all be splashed accross the front page of The Digger this week.
re The Digger.
Is that good or bad?
How good would that be.......?
The front of The Digger would be something. Certainly a talking point.
She really likes you, she wants to kiss you...
Oh Lordy I hope not!
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