For reasons that are beyond me a fat woman has been emerging from the pub downstairs every few hours and demanding that a 'fuckin bastard' comes to the window 'right now'. I must say I'm a bit disturbed that any of my neighbours are acquainted with this monstrosity. As I'm sure you know I strive not to be a snob but well, she's a bit rough. I was half minded to lean out the window and ask her to shut up but that would be as foolish and dangerous as tweaking an angry bull. I have enough problems without that maniac crashing through my door and putting me in an evil headlock.
Who is she and what does she want?