6/11/2006

I Love Heather Mills McCartney



Hello,

I see one of my favourite crushes Heather Mills is getting something of a hard time from the respectable virgins of Fleet Street. I hope, at least some of the stories are true because for me they only add to the appeal of this bad girl. I mean what more do you want in a woman, sexually liberated, quite foxy, looks like she can throw a good punch and a magnet for rich men? She's a marvel! Look at the picture above she might as well be wearing an 'I'm with Stupid' T-Shirt but instead she's wearing red, ha! red of all colours.

Sadly it appears that I am alone in this view .The Daily Mail are having a fit of the vapours over her 'educational' exploits. Apparently she didn't seem nervous at all during the nudie photo shoot and worse still had probably done it before. The poor male model who posed with her is naturally traumatised by the whole experience. It seems that he likes his women vulnerable which isn't sinister at all is it?

"I was older than her, I'd been about, I'd been with a lot of girls, but I'd never encountered anything like her. Normally a girl always shows a fragile side, whether it's physical or emotional. But she was just standing there naked, unashamed and unabashed. I've never seen anything like that. "

Oh God! Isn't it disgusting? She turns up at a photoshoot and behaves professionally. What sort of woman are we dealing with here? It gets worse though, apparently she is some sort of northerner and yuck a foul mouthed brassy blonde. Can you see why I love her?

"I don't know if it was her accent or her language - she was really foul mouthed - but, believe me, by the end of the day I would have rather gone out with Jimmy Nail than her."

It might just be me but I can't help thinking that this article tells us a lot more about the man selling the story than Heather Mills.

Predictably the News of the Screws are more lurid and are horrified that the fragrant Miss Mills was a £5000 a night hooker. It may be something to do with my place at the lower rungs of the economic ladder but I'd fuck just about anyone for £5000 and would consider it for £50. However the allegations against Miss Mills are more serious. The wicked witch is alleged to have enjoyed the sex. I feel unclean just typing that!

Pah! Fuck the lot of them. As far as I can make out, Miss Mills has only done what she needed to, to get by in life. Mr McCartney can afford the divorce settlement so no real harm has been done. I think she should be left alone.


13 comments:

ill man said...

Oooh!, she's a wicked tart, isn't she? Obviously a hate figure in Fleet Street, which only puts her up in my estimations.

If those loathsome cunts hate you, you have to be doing something right.

Pisces Iscariot said...

I hear that Sir Paul is up for sainthood.
Such a talented man...
Did you know he invented pop music?

Billy said...

I dont see the story here... struggling model does nudey shot... hold the front page.

Why are they pushing it so much? It shouldn't affect any divorce settlement as it took place before they were married. I reckon Sir Paul should push a few quid her way to sue the papers.

alan said...

I could possibly stretch to a tenner and a bag of chips...?

margin walker said...

Its old news. Everyone knew she was a page three gal who probably did nude work.

Michelle said...

Seriously 5k a night??? Why am I wasting time doing "legal" work??

Dr Maroon said...

"...would consider it for £50."

Poetic license or can I phone?

Pam said...

Latest is that she beat him up. I'd hit that twat upside his head a few times with my wooden leg too !

eric said...

£5000 ... well there must be 500 readers of your blog so if we all chip in a tenner we can have a raffle for who gets the shag. Not bad!... and better odds than the lottery..remember "it could be you!"

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