I Love Heather Mills McCartney

Hello,

I see one of my favourite crushes Heather Mills is getting something of a hard time from the respectable virgins of Fleet Street. I hope, at least some of the stories are true because for me they only add to the appeal of this bad girl. I mean what more do you want in a woman, sexually liberated, quite foxy, looks like she can throw a good punch and a magnet for rich men? She's a marvel! Look at the picture above she might as well be wearing an 'I'm with Stupid' T-Shirt but instead she's wearing red, ha! red of all colours.

Sadly it appears that I am alone in this view .The Daily Mail are having a fit of the vapours over her 'educational' exploits. Apparently she didn't seem nervous at all during the nudie photo shoot and worse still had probably done it before. The poor male model who posed with her is naturally traumatised by the whole experience. It seems that he likes his women vulnerable which isn't sinister at all is it?

"I was older than her, I'd been about, I'd been with a lot of girls, but I'd never encountered anything like her. Normally a girl always shows a fragile side, whether it's physical or emotional. But she was just standing there naked, unashamed and unabashed. I've never seen anything like that. "

Oh God! Isn't it disgusting? She turns up at a photoshoot and behaves professionally. What sort of woman are we dealing with here? It gets worse though, apparently she is some sort of northerner and yuck a foul mouthed brassy blonde. Can you see why I love her?

"I don't know if it was her accent or her language - she was really foul mouthed - but, believe me, by the end of the day I would have rather gone out with Jimmy Nail than her."

It might just be me but I can't help thinking that this article tells us a lot more about the man selling the story than Heather Mills.

Predictably the News of the Screws are more lurid and are horrified that the fragrant Miss Mills was a £5000 a night hooker. It may be something to do with my place at the lower rungs of the economic ladder but I'd fuck just about anyone for £5000 and would consider it for £50. However the allegations against Miss Mills are more serious. The wicked witch is alleged to have enjoyed the sex. I feel unclean just typing that!

Pah! Fuck the lot of them. As far as I can make out, Miss Mills has only done what she needed to, to get by in life. Mr McCartney can afford the divorce settlement so no real harm has been done. I think she should be left alone.