4/29/2006

The Social Event Of The Year.


Hello,

I had this poster drawn to my attention recently by a shocked friend. Sadly the social event it's advertising was last night so I'm afraid we've all missed what I'm sure was a truly remarkable evening. I must say Frank McAvennie is an inspiration, he can turn his hand to almost anything. He's had a successful football career a varied and interesting business career and now it would appear he's some sort of pole dancing expert. Astonishing.

I hate to sound catty however I cannot help but observe that most of the ladies who frequent Play would be better suited to a bare knuckle boxing contest than a pole dancing competition, though I feel certain that none of them were put off by this. They do not strike me as a modest or self conscious crowd.

I note from Play's website that there are regular celebrity guests planned for 'Doggy Style' Fridays though I expect they'll struggle to get anyone else of Mr McAvennie's calibre. We shall see.

Cheerio

9 comments:

Falloff Boy said...

They've also had Gary Lucy and Fran Cosgrove.
They still have the entire cast of Hollyoaks to get through before things really get desperate.

alan said...

you missed yourself. i won the contest. frank's really nice btw..

Clairwil said...

Congratulations Alan, what was the prize?

iLL Man said...

Beat me to it. I snapped this in town today. It's now completely redundant. Oh well.

Clairwil said...

I've been trying to snap it for ages but some tosser always seemed to be in front of it. If I were you I'd still wallop the picture up. Spread the joy!

DC said...

Adding Glasgow to the list of places that I really really must visit now.

(Here from Davo)

Clairwil said...

Glad to hear it. I'm sure your military training will come in handy if you include and evening at Play in your trip.

alan said...

the prize? one of frank's old jockstraps. signed of course. needless to say i cherish it and now sleep with it under my pillow.

Clairwil said...

My God. If only I'd known that was the prize.