The Social Event Of The Year.
I had this poster drawn to my attention recently by a shocked friend. Sadly the social event it's advertising was last night so I'm afraid we've all missed what I'm sure was a truly remarkable evening. I must say Frank McAvennie is an inspiration, he can turn his hand to almost anything. He's had a successful football career a varied and interesting business career and now it would appear he's some sort of pole dancing expert. Astonishing.
I hate to sound catty however I cannot help but observe that most of the ladies who frequent Play would be better suited to a bare knuckle boxing contest than a pole dancing competition, though I feel certain that none of them were put off by this. They do not strike me as a modest or self conscious crowd.
I note from Play's website that there are regular celebrity guests planned for 'Doggy Style' Fridays though I expect they'll struggle to get anyone else of Mr McAvennie's calibre. We shall see.