There is nothing on earth that can convince me that the people involved in this advertising campaign are anything other than a bunch of child worriers. I'm not one to advocate vigilante action but given that this outrage involves attacking people in the advertising racket I'm prepared to make an exception.
I suppose I should do some research before forming a worldwide network of baying mobs to attack advertising executives but you know what modern life is, I just don't have the time. Obviously it would be a terrible tragedy if one of my bloodthirsty mobs surrounded the wrong agency and embarked on an orgy of violence but in the war against overpaid gak freaks who are into watching small girls bend over 'collateral damage' is I am afraid inevitable. It would also be awful if the words 'advertising executive' and 'paedophile' came to mean the same in the minds of simpler members of the public. Good God! What if Mags Haney got of whiff of this and hurled a hapless copywriter out a window! That would indeed be tragic.
Right I'm off to get my felt pens out and whip up a couple of placards.