3/26/2006

Recreational Marriage Wrecking.......

Hello,

It occurs to me I haven't booted anyone into the air for a while. Imagine my delight as I came across Liz Jones. I realise I'm age behind 'media phenomenon' Liz Jones but good God, what is that woman on? For those of you who don't know she writes a column in the Mail On Sunday which is more or less about how awful her husband is. Unfortunately for her she's one of those pathetic can't cope without a man types so she's stuck with him. He being a reasonably intelligent young man has naturally realised that he can behave as badly as he likes because she's terrified he'll leave her.

The woman is a certifiable, over privileged nit and unsurprisingly has a band of equally mental followers who regularly accost her poor husband and berate him for his bad behaviour. I'd love to get her by the throat or throw her into a river or worse. She is an unhinged loon. Her scary readers (the sort of women who say I'm going to be bad before eating a bit of chocolate) have been told that her husband does nothing all day but play with her cats, er except he's just published a book. She also has a bee in her bonnet about his failure to shower her with gifts. What the fuck does she need gifts for? She's minted, she already has everything, well except tits which she had removed at 29 so that she would look better in clothes. Like I said she is a nutcase.

I blame the success of Bridget Jones for this rubbish. I cannot summon up any sympathy whatsoever for someone who is relatively wealthy opting for such a miserable existence then writing a self pitying column to describe it all in frankly embarrassing detail. As my mother would say what she needs is something real to worry her. To that end I would like to take this opportunity to invite you all to sign a petition demanding that her husband divorces her immediately.

Cheerio

10 comments:

Binty McShae said...

Consider it done...

Di said...

Now that's what I call a healthy relationship. It's like throwing pies!

Steve55 said...

Fucking hell, the woman's gaga. She had a breast reduction - 'to look good in clothes?' That only makes sense in as much as she must have looked marginally better out of them before it than she does now.

I'm with you. The blame for this nonsense falls firmly at the feet of Bridget Jones. I'm sorry, but wealthy, privileged women who could do better if they tried, but don't because they love being miserable are worthy only of contempt.

Mind you, he seems little better. What on earth must his mates think of him?

Billy said...

I'm not sure if they should divorce... after all if they did there's a chance they could inflict themselves on 2 further people. Best to leave them to each other I think.

Clairwil said...

Good points. I did consider the possibility of them ruining another couple but let's face it Liz Jones will never get laid again. My suspicion is that her husband saw her as a meal ticket and has found himself in a situation that has got a bit out of hand. He is a bit of tit but there's little wrong with him that that a half sane wife wouldn't sort out.

Don said...

Cor blimey! That's some rant. If I stumble across a 'ranting competition' can I put your name forward? I reckon you'd stand a good chance of winning. And if ever I start a quotes of the week post, I'll be sure to use your, "she is an unhinged loon". I almost choked when I read that. Good stuff.

Clairwil said...

Daft Bugger that was actually quite mild for me, feel free to put me forward for any ranting contests you stumble across, if such a thing exists.

Wolfie said...

I went out with a spoilt brat like her a few years ago. Chances are her husband is nowhere near as bad as he sounds, women like her need to deflect their own unpleasantness so that they can feel better about themselves. Or even he plays it up because he knows what she wants from him. Worst thing you can do for a woman like that is be better than them - they go ballistic.

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