It occurs to me I haven't booted anyone into the air for a while. Imagine my delight as I came across Liz Jones. I realise I'm age behind 'media phenomenon' Liz Jones but good God, what is that woman on? For those of you who don't know she writes a column in the Mail On Sunday which is more or less about how awful her husband is. Unfortunately for her she's one of those pathetic can't cope without a man types so she's stuck with him. He being a reasonably intelligent young man has naturally realised that he can behave as badly as he likes because she's terrified he'll leave her.
The woman is a certifiable, over privileged nit and unsurprisingly has a band of equally mental followers who regularly accost her poor husband and berate him for his bad behaviour. I'd love to get her by the throat or throw her into a river or worse. She is an unhinged loon. Her scary readers (the sort of women who say I'm going to be bad before eating a bit of chocolate) have been told that her husband does nothing all day but play with her cats, er except he's just published a book. She also has a bee in her bonnet about his failure to shower her with gifts. What the fuck does she need gifts for? She's minted, she already has everything, well except tits which she had removed at 29 so that she would look better in clothes. Like I said she is a nutcase.
I blame the success of Bridget Jones for this rubbish. I cannot summon up any sympathy whatsoever for someone who is relatively wealthy opting for such a miserable existence then writing a self pitying column to describe it all in frankly embarrassing detail. As my mother would say what she needs is something real to worry her. To that end I would like to take this opportunity to invite you all to sign a petition demanding that her husband divorces her immediately.