12/10/2005

Madonna, What The Fuck?







Against all expectations Madonna has recorded a cracking new album. Obviously I'll never again feel the way I did when I first fell in love with her at my first sight of the 'Open Your Heart' video, but this new stuff is good. I just have one small criticism, the lyrics are extremely poor,
take this, for example

'I don't like cities/But I like New York/Other places make me feel like a dork/Los Angeles is for people who sleep/Paris and London Baby you can keep'

'If you don't like my attitude/Then you can F off'

Now the old Madonna, the Madonna I fell in love with would have said 'fuck', 'F' strikes entirely the wrong note. It's too genteel. My mother says 'F'. I used to report my brother for 'effing and jeffing' in the vain hope my parents would drown him and start liking me again. I had an excuse, I was nine, Madonna is far older than nine. Say 'fuck' woman, oh yes and less of the rhyming doggrell if you don't mind.

Lord knows she was never a poet, but really!

Cheerio

10 comments:

ill man said...

From what I hear, the whole album pretty much runs as a single entity, like a DJ mix. Or I could have just dreamt that...........

Anyway, i'm tempted, even with dodgy lyrics........

Clairwil said...

It's actually a good album. Straight ahead pop music that's slightly more stylish than the stuff fat office birds dance round their handbags to. Only slightly mind, so it's still fun. There's a couple of bits of middle eastern wailing on it which I like. If I made a record I'd have some foreign on it. It sounds like you're being clever and dirty or clever and mystical either of which is fine with me. The album is like a DJ mix but with enough of a pause between tracks to allow you to butcher it for wee compilation CDs and tapes, if you're very quick.

I can't remember the exact quote but Madonna said she wanted people to feel like they were trapped in a giant glitter ball when they listened to it and I think she's suceeded. The mad old fox! There's lots of fading in and out, even during songs which I'm really drawn to for some reason. The whole thing feels a bit like drifting in and out of consciousness in a disco.

ill man said...

It's on the shopping list. Ta for the info.

Clairwil said...

£9:77 in Tesco.

alan said...

I'm worried about Madonna. The recent video of her in that hideously tacky leotard is a real turn-off. I can't even listen to the music with visuals like that. Besides, my heart belongs to Kate Moss.

Clairwil said...

The leotard is a bit of a worry. I've decided to overlook it for the time being, though if I see her in a pair of those God awful 'city shorts' I may have to join your boycott.

ill man said...

What are city shorts?

Clairwil said...

'City shorts' are those fucking horrendous shorts that every bloater in Glasgow is currently sporting with tights and high heels. They're only for girls though ill man, if you want to feel included you could treat yourself to a pair of 'city socks' from Marks and Spencer. And before you ask I have no bloody idea why they are called 'city' socks either.

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