12/04/2005

Keeping You Up to Date.






Hello,

I have gone into a pre work Sunday night slump and consequently have little to report.
However as I won't be posting tomorrow or Wednesday here is some pointless information to reward you for coming here.

1. I am considering moving to Bellgrove. Any advice, opinions?
2. I am considering visiting a psychic, can anyone recommend a good one?
3. Why is everything so difficult at this time of year?
4. Why wasn't I born into a well-connected family and expensively educated? I would have thrived in such an environment.

Here's some advice for you, go and read Muriel Gray instead.

Cheerio

2 comments:

Professor Smile said...

1. Don't recommend or approve tyhe mobve first proposed.
2. Let me be your first choice as psychic.
3. If I make you laugh, I've got the job?
4. A Demo:http://www.youtube.com/?v=es1-VhaqQkc
all for you, I assure you!

Professor Smile said...

http://www.youtube.com/?v=es1-VhaqQkc
Try it once, the Glasgow Gigolo!
If everything else doesn't work, I've got some jump-leads can connect up your brain to my electric fire!
Glasgow is so cold in the Winter!
Fancy a couple of weeks in the Canaries? (Hotel room twin single)