Hello,
Sorry for the absence. I've been grappling with nicotine withdrawl, a diet of leftovers and no booze for a week. A whole week. Talk about depressing. I haven't decided to take up 'healthy living' or some such nonsense. I've been estranged from my bank card. To cut a long story short my card stopped working, the bank sent a replacement which has been trapped at the sorting office for a whole week.
Anyway I now have my new card and have been able to get back into the old vices again. Merciful Jesus! The terrible thing about not smoking and drinking is that it makes one think of themselves and how they feel constantly and that way depression lies. I imagine this is what rehab must be like.
It is just as well I've got my 'crutches' because I don't think the unenhanced Clairwil could have taken this horror - Tony Blair in charge of the World Bank! For heaven's sake, you'd think after the mess he's made of Britain, not to mention Iraq he'd be unemployable but no. They think he's wonderful!
Nothing's been decided as yet but it's just the sort of thing I could see Blair doing either that or something pointless in Europe. What the reports on this terrifying possibility don't mention is Cherie. The world Bank might think Paul Wolfowitz's lady friend has been a problem but imagine that grasping crow Cherie on the loose. She'll sweep through the world hoovering up freebies and I bet she'll nick the stationary whether he manages to wangle her a job or not.
Quite apart from anything else and correct me if I'm wrong but Blair doesn't have any banking experience does he? That being the case shouldn't he be starting out in the call centre or something to get a bit of experience. There is also the small matter of the question of Blair's honesty cash for peerages, WMD etc.
Why can't he just piss off to America and charge businessmen stupid sums of money to listen to him bang on about how great he is? Isn't that the normal career for ex-prime ministers. Failing that couldn't we just encase him concrete and bury him for a 100 years after which time he wouldn't be able to do any more damage?
Showing posts with label ego. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ego. Show all posts
2/26/2007
Be Careful What You Wish For
'There is a hole that pierces right through me.'- Euripides, Medea
Hello,
A while back I put in a cosmic order for more blog traffic which was immediately granted. However things started to go wrong from the word go. I was so excited by this unexpected bitty of good luck that I tried to tell everyone on a cosmic ordering forum about it which led to me getting a row in German. I don't know if you've ever had a row in German and it may just be because I don't speak the language but it made me feel really small and quite frightened. Like being shouted at by a maths teacher only worse.
Anyway the increased traffic continued and today has been my highest day ever. I really do hate to seem ungrateful but no-one is coming here to read about me and my pearls of wisdom. They're all after bestladies4u.com.
As long term readers are aware I am obsessed to the point of madness with hits but will all this is a bit of a slap in the face. When I wished for increased traffic what I meant was more fans, not a bunch of creeps looking for mail order brides. It's fair to say that I'm feeling unloved.
It's bloody lonely at the top you know.
Cheerio*
*If anyone is actually reading.
Hello,
A while back I put in a cosmic order for more blog traffic which was immediately granted. However things started to go wrong from the word go. I was so excited by this unexpected bitty of good luck that I tried to tell everyone on a cosmic ordering forum about it which led to me getting a row in German. I don't know if you've ever had a row in German and it may just be because I don't speak the language but it made me feel really small and quite frightened. Like being shouted at by a maths teacher only worse.
Anyway the increased traffic continued and today has been my highest day ever. I really do hate to seem ungrateful but no-one is coming here to read about me and my pearls of wisdom. They're all after bestladies4u.com.
As long term readers are aware I am obsessed to the point of madness with hits but will all this is a bit of a slap in the face. When I wished for increased traffic what I meant was more fans, not a bunch of creeps looking for mail order brides. It's fair to say that I'm feeling unloved.
It's bloody lonely at the top you know.
Cheerio*
*If anyone is actually reading.
2/22/2007
I want a prize!
Hello,
It has come to my attention that The Metro is a holding a blog contest. Obviously we all know that I should win but will I? That's the worry.
In order to emerge victorious from this blog war I need nominations, thousands of the beasties and that is where you, my wonderful readers come in.
How marvellous it would be if everyone just spent a few moments over here nominating me for the grand prize. Now I come to think of it, I have no idea what the prize is but that's not the point, I just want to win it. If I don't some worthy type that blogs about issues with a straight face will win. Where's the fun in that? It's not like they'll appreciate it. Oh no they'll just be getting a sniffy like it's beneath them whereas I'll be as pleased as punch.
Go on, get nominating and feel free to brighten up my day by letting me know you've done so in the comments.
UPDATE! Oh God I can't believe I didn't think of it earlier but would you all mind nominating Councillor Terry Kelly in the Politics category. Imagine the look on the judges faces! It'll be a hoot.
It has come to my attention that The Metro is a holding a blog contest. Obviously we all know that I should win but will I? That's the worry.
In order to emerge victorious from this blog war I need nominations, thousands of the beasties and that is where you, my wonderful readers come in.
How marvellous it would be if everyone just spent a few moments over here nominating me for the grand prize. Now I come to think of it, I have no idea what the prize is but that's not the point, I just want to win it. If I don't some worthy type that blogs about issues with a straight face will win. Where's the fun in that? It's not like they'll appreciate it. Oh no they'll just be getting a sniffy like it's beneath them whereas I'll be as pleased as punch.
Go on, get nominating and feel free to brighten up my day by letting me know you've done so in the comments.
UPDATE! Oh God I can't believe I didn't think of it earlier but would you all mind nominating Councillor Terry Kelly in the Politics category. Imagine the look on the judges faces! It'll be a hoot.
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