Hello,
Truly the world has gone mad or to be more accurate the gossip pages of The Daily Star have finally started putting names in a hat and 'romantically linking' them.
I don't think Charlie has ever been so surprised in all his life. Courtney judging by her blog is remaining uncharacteristically silent on the matter then again it's hard to tell. Much as I like our Courtney her blog makes my head hurt though it is oddly addictive. If I were her I'd buy a poor person to blog for me as I reclined like the late Barbara Cartland on a chaise longue dictating and fluttering a fan.
Cheerio
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11/05/2007
Ouch!
Hello,
News reaches me that mediocre fashion designer Stella McCartney has just unveiled a £300 silver necklace which features a single leg. I really cannot image who that is supposed to wind up. If you've ever had cause to doubt that the fashion industry is run by hate filled morons then let the following quote about the necklace remove any lingering doubts;
'A lot of people thought it was really edgy while others secretly thought it was out of order. It's such an obvious dig. It will cause a stir when it goes on sale.'
Whilst I'm pleased dreary Stella has finally managed to design something worth taking about I have to say I'm unimpressed. What did she do when her mother pissed her off- make earrings in the shape of tumours? Mind you Heather must be cock-a-hoop as it rather proves what she's been saying in her alarming TV outbursts.
Personally I am a huge fan of Heather Mills but as no-one else is I don't see that her reputation can get any worse. If I were her which obviously I'm not, I'd have those tapes released.
I'm quite sure the McCartney households 'mong jokes' are no end of fun.
Cheerio
News reaches me that mediocre fashion designer Stella McCartney has just unveiled a £300 silver necklace which features a single leg. I really cannot image who that is supposed to wind up. If you've ever had cause to doubt that the fashion industry is run by hate filled morons then let the following quote about the necklace remove any lingering doubts;
'A lot of people thought it was really edgy while others secretly thought it was out of order. It's such an obvious dig. It will cause a stir when it goes on sale.'
Whilst I'm pleased dreary Stella has finally managed to design something worth taking about I have to say I'm unimpressed. What did she do when her mother pissed her off- make earrings in the shape of tumours? Mind you Heather must be cock-a-hoop as it rather proves what she's been saying in her alarming TV outbursts.
Personally I am a huge fan of Heather Mills but as no-one else is I don't see that her reputation can get any worse. If I were her which obviously I'm not, I'd have those tapes released.
I'm quite sure the McCartney households 'mong jokes' are no end of fun.
Cheerio
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