11/02/2009

Look!

Hello,
It's not the most startling or original observation in the world but I am compelled to repeat it -Sting and his awful wife are tools of the devil. Look at them. I've seen people assaulted for less. Come to think of it I've been assaulted for less.

Cheerio

12 comments:

subrosa said...

Auch yer a woman after my own heart. They're not the only awful couple, there are the Beckhams ...

iLL Man said...

Is that what being able to shag for six hours at a time does to you?

Deeply unpleasant.

iLL Man said...

In fact, I'd go as far as to say that it's the sort of thing that would make you proud to be shite in bed...........

Chairwoman of the bored said...

Ah yes, Sting. Hmm. When the Late Chairman was doing his bit for humanity backstage at LiveAid (that's the original one, folks, when you were all tinies), some sounds were eminating from the stadium.

"What the fuck's that racket?" asked a Famous Person, "It's Sting rehearsing" was the reply "Jesus, not having another wank!" said FP.

Backstage guffaws all round.

And from the photo, nothing much has changed.

Clairwil said...

Cheers All!

Now who will join me in trying to identify the FP mentioned in the Chairwoman's comment. I have listed the artists who appeared on the day below.

Status Quo
The Style Council
Boomtown Rats
Adam Ant
Ultravox
Spandau Ballet
Elvis Costello
Nik Kershaw
Sade
Phil Collins
Howard Jones
Bryan Ferry
Dave Gilmour
Paul Young
U2
Dire Straits
Queen
David Bowie
Thomas Dolby
Elton John
Wham
Paul McCartney

Let's have your suspects please.

Clairwil said...

Oh I've just realised that Billy Connolly was also present.

Beleaguered Squirrel said...

Oh dear yes, that is bad. And I finally understand why people hate him so much. I'm always oblivious to the personalities of musicians you see, cos I don't hang around the places where musicians' characters are revealed, and I mostly don't listen to lyrics... and I quite like his music. Or did 20 years ago. I haven't a clue what he's done recently.

Clairwil said...

My suspects are Connolly, Geldof, any member of Spandau Ballet, Elton John or one of Status Quo.

Am I warm?

iLL Man said...

I reckon it was one of the Quo.

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Chairwoman of the bored said...

Not even warm.

Let's Kill Saturday Night said...

That is one of the funniest pictures I have ever seen. Funny in a what-the-fuck-were-they-thinking kind of way.