Hello,
Glasgow being a city populated by people that cannot mind their own business is not a difficult city to stand out in. Today having popped into the garden centre and purchased a few plants I then had the task of getting them down the road.
The way the folk on the bus were carrying on you'd have thought I was wearing fancy dress. The drunks were shouting about trees, the neds thought it was a hash plant and the gawpers gawped. Honestly it was pandemonium.
Speaking of pandemonium does anyone know what the mysterious event that caused traffic to be diverted from the top of Renfield Street earlier today? The police were being very tight lipped -bloody spoilsports. I can't say work were very impressed when I told them I was late as a result of a 'mysterious event'.
Then again they did drop the bombshell that some charity or another has stumped up some money to extend my contract by two months.
3 comments:
Suspicious package left in a branch of Pizza Hut. Bomb disposal boys were involved apparently.
Oh God is that all! They should have let it go off -the worst it could have done several millions of pounds worth of improvements. That place is a shitehole.
Was it the Shropshire aliens?
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