Hello,
There I was the other night raging at Bishop Devine. Imagine my surprise as I was daydreaming about a gold plated tortoise when a naughty notion appeared in my head quite out of the blue. Suddenly it is all so clear. You, me all of us have to do our level best to ensure that Bishop Devine becomes a gay icon.
Now I know some of you will want to throw rocks at my head but think about it. Imagine every Pride march led by a Bishop Devine impersonator, imagine if regardless of his hatred the gays pinched a lesson from Christianity and turned the other cheek. Imagine if no matter how hard he tried no one took the bait.
Ideally a gay fellow should come forward and claim to have had a dream in which St Sebastian appeared and announced that Bishop Devine is a gay saint. Can you imagine the look on his face?
Try to adopt the more you hate me the closer I get tactic folks. He really will get fed up before we do.
5 comments:
I may be out of touch and old fashioned in my beliefs, but I reckon that anyone who gets so upset about homosexulity is in all probablility trying desperately to hide something.
And if they're trying to hide something, what is it? Maybe they should hide it in Belgium. Nobody will find it there.
And perhaps racists are secretly afraid that they're black ? One can take this whole projection thing too far methinks.
I find racists are just afraid. Full stop.
Ok, most homophobes aren't closet cases, I accept that. Thing is, when someone like the Cardinal goes purple with rage at homosexuals, it does cross your mind briefly that he may be protesting a little too much.
The projection thing can get a little out of hand. I must confess to being guilty of it myself. Though I can't help but think the Bishops remarks do go a little further than the required Christian condemnation of homosexual acts.
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