There I was the other night raging at Bishop Devine. Imagine my surprise as I was daydreaming about a gold plated tortoise when a naughty notion appeared in my head quite out of the blue. Suddenly it is all so clear. You, me all of us have to do our level best to ensure that Bishop Devine becomes a gay icon.
Now I know some of you will want to throw rocks at my head but think about it. Imagine every Pride march led by a Bishop Devine impersonator, imagine if regardless of his hatred the gays pinched a lesson from Christianity and turned the other cheek. Imagine if no matter how hard he tried no one took the bait.
Ideally a gay fellow should come forward and claim to have had a dream in which St Sebastian appeared and announced that Bishop Devine is a gay saint. Can you imagine the look on his face?
Try to adopt the more you hate me the closer I get tactic folks. He really will get fed up before we do.