1/09/2008

Released From The Jaws Of Death!

Hello,
Normally I wouldn't start a post with a moan about a physical illness but the last few days of my life have been so painful and distressing I feel entitled. I opened a window and broke out in a rash, I ate and vomited, I sneezed and wanted to die, I coughed and thought I would, I tried to sleep and saw snakes weaving a path across my ceiling. Four days of my life -gone like a nightmare.

Mercifully I've been released and what a release it's been.

First up I find that Terry Kelly has become a national media star! .

Secondly I returned to work but we shan't dwell on that.

Thirdly I wanted to reassure my merry band that I still exist. I had started to doubt it myself but here we all are.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad you're better.

Fidothedog said...

Glad ya back. TK must be loving every moment of his new fame.

Even if it is all a great plot against him on the part of the SNP... :-)

iLL Man said...

I've managed to bodyswerve this particular bug. Fingers crossed it remains that way, it sound horrific.

How long do you reckon it'll be before Terry's superiors pull the plug on his blogging activities? Then again, it's Wendy & the Wankers, so it's maybe a bit much toexpect someone to be manning the controls.........

iLL Man said...

I've managed to bodyswerve this particular bug. Fingers crossed it remains that way, it sound horrific.

How long do you reckon it'll be before Terry's superiors pull the plug on his blogging activities? Then again, it's Wendy & the Wankers, so it's maybe a bit much toexpect someone to be manning the controls.........

Anonymous said...

Gah! Bloody double post!

Clairwil said...

Cheers Folks!
I'm a lot better but still very weak.
As far as I know it takes a month or so to recover from this, however I do get a laugh at Terry Kelly to cheer me up so it's not all bad.