11/23/2007

Compulsory Vasectomy Please



Is there anything more embarrassing and pitiful than a human being that thinks it's clever but is in fact a total fool? For God's sake all he's trying to do is outsmart Jeremy Kyle and still manages to come off worst. And can anyone tell me why 'Dave' looks so plastic.

The other week Mr Clairwil offended a social worker of his acquaintance in the child protection field by suggesting a 'too stupid to breed' register should be kept by social services. If only she'd seen this clip she wouldn't have got in a strop at all. Useful knowledge appears in the most unlikely places -even ITV.

Cheerio

7 comments:

iLL Man said...

Pitiful and depressing. He just can't bring himself to be honest and admit he's a shit. As for out-smarting Jeremy Kyle.........I think even if Dave was smarter than the average twat, he'd get a pasting. Jezza seems to hold all the cards in these situations. The very fact that someone agrees to appear on the show means all he has to do is feed them the rope......

Dave is a cracker though. Theres millions of them out there.........

Oblong said...

Now that's classic television. Complete non-stop pure cockness from the boy Dave interspersed with Debbie repeating the phrase 'when hell freezes over'. Makes me proud to be from the Westcountry.

Oblong said...

You fuckin loved it ill man!

Anonymous said...

Basically, I haven't a clue, basically, as to who, basically, that young man, basically is; so I will move on to more serious matters.

"Mr Clairwil offended a social worker of his acquaintance in the child protection field by suggesting a 'too stupid to breed' register should be kept by social services."

Clairwil, I know, basically (Christ, it's catching!) that in a comment down below I intimated that you might be the woman for me, and it's true, honestly it is, but, reading the words of Mr. Clairwil, I can't help feeling that he might be the man for me! Please just tell me he's a good cook and if he is, be a love, lend him the train fare south and he's all mine.

Anonymous said...

Try this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eVxmSmAtcA

iLL Man said...

Matt, I only just managed to watch it through once.........

These things always leave me feeling a bit odd and confused.

Garth said...

The problem lies in the fact that these morons are NOT too stupid to breed!