God what a disappointment! As a keen watcher of royal mishaps I was naturally excited about the blackmail news! I had high hopes for Prince Edward being exposed as more interesting than he may seem, but no.
I knew right away it wouldn't be the 'A-list' so to speak but thought maybe one of the 'B-list' or the spares had been acting the goat. Instead I am presented with a bit of tittle tattle about Viscount Linley. I wouldn't know the man if I fell over him, I don't care what he gets up to.
This is worse than the time The News of The World claimed to have pictures of a royal at a rubber orgy only for to the story to concern someone about as closely related to the monarchy as I am. If I remember rightly the woman lived in a semi! That isn't news, semis send everyone kinky. I put it down to the poor soundproofing. No-one should hear their neighbours carrying on like that.
Bring back Di and Fergie at least they were good for a bit of mischief.
More of it here.