For some time Mr Clairwil's newspaper of choice has been the Jamaica Star. It's quite a read and one that I feel is unfairly overlooked. Truly it is a thing of joy.
My current favourite concerns the unhappy fate of a Rasta found dead in a pigsty. Whilst one doesn't like to giggle at anyone's death it hard not to when confronted with details like this;
'A pair of pants believed to have belonged to Bernard was hanging on a nail in the sty.'
The locals are convinced that poor Bernard was rather too fond of pigs;
'The manner in which his body was found aroused the suspicion of the residents of the community who are adamant that the pregnant pig was being molested.'
The police are unconvinced;
'The Whithorn police are, however, cautious in their investigations as they say there is not enough evidence to suggest that Bernard, interfered with the pig or that he was killed by an unknown attacker.'
Being found dead in the vicinity of an animal is always a bad move.My present favourite bit is 'Tell Me Pastor'. Beats the arse off Joan Burnie any day.
Do go over and take time to gaze at the 'HottieHottie' I do like a big thighed woman.