5/01/2007

A Competition!

Hello,
As my regular readers may be aware I have been accused of some rather peculiar things recently, being a Nazi, a slag, stalking a famous internet stalker, sending Terry Kelly hate mail and now being obsessed with urinals.

Inspired by this surprising turn of events I'd like to throw open my box to the world's wackiest accusations!

The rules are they must be directed at me and have no evidence whatsoever to support them. It'll be fun like being a derranged old nutbag far a day.

Cheerio

20 comments:

iLL Man said...

I suppose I could accuse you of being a "Hardline Centrist".

Ask the French, apparently such people exist.

Will said...

A viewing of the Zapruder film clearly shows you stood behind the grassy knoll.

Katy Newton said...

My research, which will be published shortly, will prove beyond all doubt that you were a valued colleague of Dr Josef Mengele at Auschwitz-Birkenau.

Will said...

This comment contains a link to my post about you hanging around Sarajevo in 1914 under the name of Gavrilo Princip.

Let's Kill Saturday Night said...

Yesterday you indulged in some bondage with Anthony Worrall Thompson and you didn't even close the blinds.

ZinZin said...

Your having an affair with Terry Kelly, I know it, I have the photographic evidence. Sadly obtaining it has caused some serious health problems. I now have Post traumatic stress.

Will said...

At great expense, I have finally uncovered your secret. You are, in fact...

RAYLEEN KELLY!!!!!!!!

Clairwil said...

You accuse, I confess!
Whatever it was, it was me.

Anonymous said...

You are an American, and you vote Republican.

douglas,

who hasn't figured out how not to be anonymous.

Tom Tyler said...

You lied and thousands died. You shall henceforth be forever known as C-Liar-wil.

Will said...

You are building a nuclear weapon, with which you intend to obliterate every park, playing field and open space in Renfrewshire!

iLL Man said...

You shot JR. You also offed Dirty Den. Twice.

You evil!

Binty McShae said...

I heard you were the route planner for Orange Parades...

fido said...

I guess the cruelist I call anyone is a mad looney socialist(like say a certain chap called Terry) but even I can not be that cruel.

Clairwil said...

Terry Kelly is in trouble with the law! Rides For Votes!

It's on Terrywatch go see!

Surreptitious Evil said...

Jade Goodie's brain double?

S-E

D said...

You did the vocals for Milli Vanilli, didn't you? You aided and abetted fraud and deception, you are "aravicious" (sic).

D

matt lobster said...

An internet stalker? Now stalkers are creepy and lazy?

My mate said when Prince was the Artist Formally known as Prince, you were Prince. And when the Artist Formally known as Prince was Symbol, you were simultaneously Prince and The Artist Formally Known as Prince.

I'm drunk..

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