I'm sure some of you came across this wonderful story in The Friday Thing about my favourite two headed media nightmare Liz Jones and Nirpal Dhaliwal. I had long been aware of mentalist Liz and her bonkers, neurotic columns stuffed full of jaw dropping, embarrassing, domestic detail. What I was not aware of is that her husband had got in on the act. I'd always thought he was a fool, but a harmless fool. I was wrong the man is easily as bad as his doolally wife.
What on earth would posses any sentient being to announce to the nation that he'd once asked his wife 'who's the boss?' during sex? This wasn't a joke. He was apparently reestablishing his authority after being caught having a bit of 'who's the boss?' on the side. I really do urge you all to read this article. It is a car crash of embarrassment.
All I can do is beg you all to spread the word far and wide. Every time Liz or Nirpal leave the house the cry 'who's the boss?' must go up. Come on people together we can shame them back to obscurity!