Hello,
I'm sure some of you came across this wonderful story in The Friday Thing about my favourite two headed media nightmare Liz Jones and Nirpal Dhaliwal. I had long been aware of mentalist Liz and her bonkers, neurotic columns stuffed full of jaw dropping, embarrassing, domestic detail. What I was not aware of is that her husband had got in on the act. I'd always thought he was a fool, but a harmless fool. I was wrong the man is easily as bad as his doolally wife.
What on earth would posses any sentient being to announce to the nation that he'd once asked his wife 'who's the boss?' during sex? This wasn't a joke. He was apparently reestablishing his authority after being caught having a bit of 'who's the boss?' on the side. I really do urge you all to read this article. It is a car crash of embarrassment.
All I can do is beg you all to spread the word far and wide. Every time Liz or Nirpal leave the house the cry 'who's the boss?' must go up. Come on people together we can shame them back to obscurity!
6 comments:
hilarious!
I gave her a manful bravura performance that night, and at the height of her passion, I asked her: "Who's the boss?" The question threw her. Initially she wouldn't give me a reply, but I enticed it from her. "You are," she finally gasped. "You are!"
but then there's:
"Despite the many problems my wife and I have endured, we have both come a long way since we first met six years ago."
problems?! lucky they don't live in iraq or lebanon or an inner city slum...
Oh but Alan I seem to remember Liz being very upset that her husband couldn't understand why she had spent £200 having her hair washed in spring water on her wedding day. Let's face it until you're in that position you can't really imagine how bad it must be.
"we have both come a long way since we first met six years ago"
Six years? phhhhhh! six years? Most people have had telephone conversations that lasted longer than that (and went further).
I tumbled over something by this plank the other week. It was either laugh or cry. I think I might have cried. I can't remember.
Do they know that a nation is laughing at their risible arses?
They are indeed more ludicrous than the Darbyshires. Nobody's being asked to take the Darbyshires seriously.............
No no, he is vile. I mean, she's a bit of a loon, but he is an absolute toerag. It says something about him that despite her looniness it is she I have to stop myself from emailing every week begging her to leave him and find someone nice.
Oh Katy I'd like to put the pair of them in a bag and drown them.
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