I'm a wee bit busy today as I have discovered a company that will let me publish selected (expanded) highlights of my blog and other writing as a proper paperback at no cost to me. Hurrah! Many people have remarked in the past that I make a fine stocking filler so I'm aiming to hit the Christmas market. Go on spread the misery! Perhaps you have a maiden aunt or a pervy uncle that you can't stand. Why not give them the gift of Clairwil? I have written a special, never before published piece about how hateful families are and I'm thinking of adding another couple of scraps. I shall keep you all posted and may even have an online booze up to celebrate the launch of my printed debut.
In the meantime I'd like to offer you my services as an agony aunt. Are you lost? In despair? Or just a curious type? Whatever you're after ask me in the comments box and I'll do my best.