I am shocked! Shocked to the very core of my being. I was idly reading Pigdogfucker only moments ago when I followed a link and came across a news story that made my hair stand on end. It would appear that David Duff has been keeping some very rum company. Very rum indeed. Surely this must be a sign that civilisation is on its last legs. When even respectable bloggers are mixed up with the criminal classes what hope is left?
On to happier tales, following the discussion under the previous post I have decided that if no angry Americans are willing to accost me and call me a moonbat, I have no choice but to proudly proclaim to the world that I am a moonbat. To that end I have added a moonbat button to my blog. Feel free to pinch it and proclaim your own moonbat tendencies to the world.
Cheerio
9 comments:
Yay! lets form the Moonbat Club. David will have to get his own 'Wingnut' button i'm afraid.....
I assume theres meant to be some html code appears when you click the button. I'm just getting 'Page cannot Be Found' display.
If you right click then button then click properties and copy the http:// bit that should give you your very own moonbat badge.
As for our Mr Duff I think wingnut might be a bit tame given the scary company he's been keeping. He'll probably want a picture of the Krays or something.
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'Ey, Clairwil baby, you wanna sleep wi' de fishes, huh? I'm tellin' ya', baby, don't mess with me. You spread that crapulata about me, I spread you over the East Side, know what I mean? I'm always tooled up, baby, always carryin'; like, a real mean quill pen which I keep rinky-dink sharp for anyone who upsets me. I've even made little girls cry, you ask that Reidski! So watch it!
It's hard to know how to respond to that. Can I just wish you a Happy St Georges Day and promise never to refer to your criminal activities again?
Oh, all right then. And as for my criminal record, I was only 7 mph over the limit, for God's sake!
Cheers.
Clairwil, you've seen his photo. Not a man to mess with.
Dear Madam,
I am sorry to inform you that we have been instructed by Mr. David Duff (no relation) concerning the gross libel in your article in which you likened him to a lawyer. Such a calumny cannot be permitted to pass unchallenged, it being generally recognised that lawyers are, in the words of our client, "unmittigated scum!" We shall issue proceedings as soon as we find some-one who understands Scottish Law, or, "Jock pocket-picking" as our distinguished client puts it.
We remain yours faithfully,
Whyte, Lippe and Tremblin
Commissioners of Oaths (especially about Jocks!)
Nice button! I may end up pinching that too!
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