3/18/2006

Threesome!


Hello,

I thought I'd take some time out from 'sewing my own burkha' to draw your attention to 'polyamory'. No - it's not an 'adult' version of Balamory, it's a civil union between three people who are all having 'relations' with each other and it's got some people very upset indeed.

This fellow reckons it's all part of a wider war on men and marriage. Maybe I just consort with a particularly decadent group of men but I can't help feeling that most of them would be quite chuffed if two bisexual woman moved in with them as part of a threesome, even if it was a declaration of war.

I must say I missed all this completely when it happened last year. I'm baffled as to what the problem is. It sounds like a fine set up to me, I'd love a wife or to be more accurate a housewife. I cannot abide housework, though I do enjoy cooking.

Anyway people are alarmed because if there are any more civil unions involving gays, bisexuals, threesomes, then marrying goats will be allowed. I would have thought the goats inability to give consent to marriage would be sufficient to prevent this state of affairs. Not that I'm particularly bothered, people can marry hatstands for all I care. Anyway once we're all married to five homosexual goats 'rampant Islamism' will take over Europe and presumably forbid us to marry homosexual goats. Which I think would solve the 'problem'.

I'm a bit baffled by the idea that the Muslim hordes are waiting to pounce and 'assimilate' us like the Borg in Star Trek. Maybe it's my age, I'm thirty and as far back as I can remember the apocalypse has been around the corner. Nuclear war, communism and the like and now Islam of all things. It's all a bit 'boy who cried wolf' to me. Oh and before someone posts a comment along the lines of ' Clairwil in case you haven't heard we are at war. Sept11th, July Bombings etc the cartoons', I am aware of all these things and react badly to being patronised, yes we do have television in Glasgow, we also have radios, computers and newspapers. However these atrocities horrible as they were, were not of a scale sufficient to end western civilisation. The world is a big place, it's relatively easy to inflict damage on a country or group of individuals- is there any organised group capable of bringing down western civilisation as we know it at the present time?

Am I too relaxed? Or would anyone like to join my it's not perfect but it could be worse 'Scabby Queen' club.

Cheerio

7 comments:

iLL Man said...

Never having heard of 'polyamory' I have to say that what you describe does actually sound rather good fun. I suppose it's all a bit 'porno fantasy' for your average man in the street but I personally can't wait for such a thing to become the norm.

Obviously..........

Clairwil said...

I'm all for it! It sounds about right unless you're the bottom of the three. Not that I'd find myself in such a predicament. One can take being a butch bottom too far, way too far.....

iLL Man said...

Can you imagine what a civil ceremony for such a setup would be like?

Do you take this man and woman etc........

I can see the Daily Mail headlines already.....

alan said...

I want a harem. now.

oh, and ...

"is there any organised group capable of bringing down western civilisation as we know it at the present time?"

China?

Clairwil said...

I should have written

"is there any organised Islamic group capable of bringing down western civilisation as we know it at the present time?"

But I didn't. Ooops!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but you'd have to buy TWO wedding anniversary presents. And you'd have TWO sets of in-laws.

Clairwil said...

Good point Jez, two presents I can handle but two sets of in laws- that's just terrifying.