Jodie Marsh makes me feel physically sick.
I had previously only been dimly aware of Jodie Marsh, however Celebrity Big Brother has changed all that. What a nasty piece of work she is. The woman is a stranger to the notion of taking responsibility for her own actions and seems to believe that it's fine for her to behave badly then turn on the waterworks when confronted. I'm not sure who would be foolish enough to be taken in by such a cheap and blatant piece of manipulation but I presume it's worked for her at some stage in her life. Her parents have a lot to answer for. Oh yes and she's fucking ugly. Anyway like most of the empty headed sieves that clutter up cheap TV and crappy magazines she has plenty to say.
"I'm glad she did Love Island because finally the world has seen how pig ugly she is ...She's got four chins and a beer gut and it's all airbrushed out of the pictures in the lads' mags."
-Jodie Marsh on Abi Titmuss
Compare and contrast the pictures above. I'm no expert but in one she looks fairly attractive and in the other she looks like a haggard 10p crack whore wearing a comedy nose. Could air brushing be responsible for this remarkable contrast? Pots and kettles spring to mind.
'I've got more style than Jordan, I don't go out in a bra and knickers and I don't dress like a tart'
-Jodie Marsh on Jordan
Jodie Marsh does not dress like a tart. Ha Ha Ha!
I really find Miss Marsh's nose extremely upsetting. It is one of the most remarkable examples of plastic surgery gone wrong I have ever seen. Imagine paying to have that freakish thing on your face. Is it a cry for help? A prank? It's not often I come to the conclusion that someone needs more plastic surgery, however I cannot help but notice that Miss Marsh's appearance would be vastly approved by the complete removal of her head. It would also stop her talking which would be a relief.
Finally this weeks Popbitch has this to say about Jodie Marsh;
Jodie Marsh got expelled from school when she was 16
for selling naked photos of herself to 6th form boys.
Her 12 year old brother took the photos. Class.
Is it just me or does that make your skin crawl? It draws my jaws together. Yuck.