1/22/2006

Clairwil Facts

1.Michelangelo finished his great statue of Clairwil in 1504, after eighteen months work.

2.Clairwil can sleep with one eye open!

3.Clairwil has a bifurcated penis.

4.You share your birthday with Clairwil!

5.The most dangerous form of Clairwil is the bicycle.

6.Without Clairwil, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!

7.The deepest part of Clairwil is over 35,000 feet deep.

8.To check whether Clairwil is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Clairwil will sink, and fresh Clairwil will float!

9.Clairwilicide is the killing of Clairwil.

10.On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Clairwil.

From The Mechanical Contrivium

5 comments:

{illyria} said...

a bifurcated penis! fantastic!

the anti-barney said...

You're some woman for one woman.

Clairwil said...

Ah yes the old bifurcated penis comes in very handy when I'm pollinating all those apple trees. Think of that over your next cider.

Anonymous said...

ok thats the worst ever thing a read on anyones blog.... gosh, plz tell me thats not true lol

Boring Dude

www.uk1982.blog.com

Anonymous said...

people are funny.

i'm thinking of boring dude in particular at this point.

but, you know. i don't know. i mean who am i to judge? eh?

no one.

that's who.