1.Michelangelo finished his great statue of Clairwil in 1504, after eighteen months work.
2.Clairwil can sleep with one eye open!
3.Clairwil has a bifurcated penis.
4.You share your birthday with Clairwil!
5.The most dangerous form of Clairwil is the bicycle.
6.Without Clairwil, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
7.The deepest part of Clairwil is over 35,000 feet deep.
8.To check whether Clairwil is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Clairwil will sink, and fresh Clairwil will float!
9.Clairwilicide is the killing of Clairwil.
10.On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Clairwil.
From The Mechanical Contrivium