A few posts ago I expressed surprise at the existence of men's wanking groups. Since then, my statistics tracker informs me that I appear to have lured a few prospective members to my blog. I can't help feeling they might have been disappointed. Anyway following the links in my stats tracker, I came across this. Group wanking is a worldwide phenomenon! Well amongst the chaps, for some strange and unaccountable reason there don't appear to be vast groups of women meeting up to masturbate.
I realise I'm a bit naive about these things. Many years ago I was being entertained by a gentleman and left the room for a moment only to come back to find him having a good old go at himself. I'm not sure what reaction he was expecting but it seemed clear that it wasn't for me to blush, say sorry and leave the room. In fairness I was only sixteen. That's enough of my back catalogue of sexual misery, I'm saving that for my 'adult' memoirs which I intend to entitle 'Never, Ever Burst Out Laughing At Premature Ejaculation', If you're not crying by the end of the first page, then really you have no soul.
I'm grateful to the group wankers, if only because the seem to have got rid of the dog perverts that were cluttering up my stats. However there is a serious side to all this and I hope lone and group wankers the world over will heed the following wise words, 'don't stick your penis into anything that it might get stuck in'.
In the event that anyone does get their penis stuck in something I'd be enternally grateful if you'd let me know, so that I can post it on my blog and give everyone a good laugh.