The news is driving me bonkers. Why do people have to over complicate everything? Civil Partnerships are not fucking compulsory! Good God! It's perfectly simple. If you don't approve don't get involved in one. No-one is going to kidnap you in the night and force you to became 'a gay', no matter how hard you pray. I don't mind people being homophobic as long as they don't do it in public or force it down my throat. Okay I confess I've been known to make the odd joke along the lines of 'hands to the ears, lads, it's a God botherer'. But really I'm very tolerant of these views, it's not their fault. They can't help being mental, I just don't think it should be shown on the news when children might be watching. Well it's not right is it?
Moving on from my soul destroying brush with current affairs, I was dismayed to note that the office pervert was totally unembarrassed by his antics at the works do. It's truly remarkable. Most other people would have resigned, but not our pervert. I have the distinct impression he doesn't remember anything, which I find really frightening.
Lastly I am embarrassingly skint. There was a huge disaster in payroll which means payday is deferred until Thursday. I would cry, if only I could afford it. The cheque and pawn beckons. Oh God the shame!