Artist Borrows, Genius Steals

Hello,
It has been brought to my attention via 'extreme tracking' that I am the lucky beneficiary of plagiarism. I am not making this up. A young lady employed in the NHS pinched my post on the sex toys (still going strong since you ask) and lobbed it up on Grumpy Cunt.

I don't think I've ever been so surprised in my life. Fancy anyone repeating after me like a parrot and then trying to pass it off as her own work. I must confess to being somewhat flattered.

It reminds me of that time the school nutter brought in a 'Japan' b-side copied onto a cassette and told us all it was his new band. It was only when a chum's older brother taunted them for being a closet Japan fan that we realised we'd been had. Personally I thought it was a brilliant prank.

Did I ever tell you I invented the macaroni pie?