Hello,
Pootling about the internet takes one to some strange places where one finds out some strange things. Take this highly credible tale of Jack Tweed's 'THREE' encounters with Boy George in the prison showers.
Poor Jack 'turned white and legged it' after stumbling upon 'naked gay' Boy George washing in a communal shower room. I'm sure all of you will join me in condemning this outrage. As if it's not bad enough being a gay George has to go and become one of those naked gays and wash in a shower room!
Quite why The Sun didn't go the whole hog and add a bit of accidental soap dropping into this puerile fear of the queers toss is unclear. Obviously had George been loitering by a radiator, brandishing handcuffs then one would be wise to vacate the area but I don't find his reported behaviour in the showers particularly alarming even if there was 'fleeting eye contact'. Then again I'm not one of those uniformly irresistible heterosexual men who drive all gay men without exception mad with lust.
Personally taking into account the two chaps form I think George has more to fear from Jack who let's face it is a pretty repellent little thug. In the unlikely event there is any truth to this non story Jack might want to reflect on his fear and consider how his victims felt as he assaulted them.
However the article takes a surprising twist towards in the end when it is revealed that Jack is worried about falling in love so soon after Jade's death and isn't sure if he'll ever get another girlfriend. Is this bad writing? An attempt at an explanation for Jack's fear of naked gays and their fleeting eye contact? What are they trying to tell us?
Cheerio
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5/01/2009
10/29/2008
The Uptight Stripper And a Nation Of Tits.
Hello,
I see the nation is having some sort of collective nervous breakdown over the antics of Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand. I'm afraid that being in possession of a somewhat cruel and vulgar sense of humour I was rather amused by it. Still I suppose one shouldn't go around upsetting elderly gentlemen so an apology is in order. Indeed apologies have been made and Andrew Sachs appears happy to leave it at that.
Still let's not forget all the other people who've been offended like the 10,000 who went on to the internet in search of a recording of a reportedly offensive broadcast simply so that they too could enjoy the thrill of victimhood without any real harm having befallen them. Will the BBC be providing one of their special counselling lines I wonder?
More amusing still is the reaction of Georgina Baillie (the grandaughter) who has bounced onto the pages of The Sun to reveal to world that the jokes had a bit more substance to them than we'd first thought in that she has shagged Brand three times. To be fair to her I expect with her line of work in niche soft porn and stripping she's not used to disrespectful remarks from the chaps. God life really is a bitch isn't it? Poor failed page 3 girl Georgina goes to all the bother of becoming 'empowered' by projecting herself as a sexually available 'Satanic Slut', no doubt looking down on the more honestly exhibitionist porn stars and pole dancers as she goes and finds she's accorded no more respect than any other one night stand.
Her claims to be outraged on her grandfathers behalf are as risible as they are phoney. If she were genuinely upset she wouldn't be pouring petrol on the fire by giving interviews, instead she'd be getting on with life and treating juvenile male behaviour with the contempt it deserves. Her bleating all over The Sun is no more than a job interview for the post of pointless celebrity. Never has one woman seized the chance of minor fame with such desperation. Still it'll be nice to see some raven hair for a change in the sea of blonde that is Nuts magazine.
Cheerio
UPDATE: It would appear from this weeks Popbitch that I've been rather hasty in accusing Georgina Baillie of looking down on porn stars. Apparently she's something of a starlet herself! Good God how will she preserve her dignity now? Perhaps by supplying The Sun with a description of exactly what her and Russell got up to. Grandad must be so proud -still at least his family aren't having their privacy invaded anymore.
I see the nation is having some sort of collective nervous breakdown over the antics of Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand. I'm afraid that being in possession of a somewhat cruel and vulgar sense of humour I was rather amused by it. Still I suppose one shouldn't go around upsetting elderly gentlemen so an apology is in order. Indeed apologies have been made and Andrew Sachs appears happy to leave it at that.
Still let's not forget all the other people who've been offended like the 10,000 who went on to the internet in search of a recording of a reportedly offensive broadcast simply so that they too could enjoy the thrill of victimhood without any real harm having befallen them. Will the BBC be providing one of their special counselling lines I wonder?
More amusing still is the reaction of Georgina Baillie (the grandaughter) who has bounced onto the pages of The Sun to reveal to world that the jokes had a bit more substance to them than we'd first thought in that she has shagged Brand three times. To be fair to her I expect with her line of work in niche soft porn and stripping she's not used to disrespectful remarks from the chaps. God life really is a bitch isn't it? Poor failed page 3 girl Georgina goes to all the bother of becoming 'empowered' by projecting herself as a sexually available 'Satanic Slut', no doubt looking down on the more honestly exhibitionist porn stars and pole dancers as she goes and finds she's accorded no more respect than any other one night stand.
Her claims to be outraged on her grandfathers behalf are as risible as they are phoney. If she were genuinely upset she wouldn't be pouring petrol on the fire by giving interviews, instead she'd be getting on with life and treating juvenile male behaviour with the contempt it deserves. Her bleating all over The Sun is no more than a job interview for the post of pointless celebrity. Never has one woman seized the chance of minor fame with such desperation. Still it'll be nice to see some raven hair for a change in the sea of blonde that is Nuts magazine.
Cheerio
UPDATE: It would appear from this weeks Popbitch that I've been rather hasty in accusing Georgina Baillie of looking down on porn stars. Apparently she's something of a starlet herself! Good God how will she preserve her dignity now? Perhaps by supplying The Sun with a description of exactly what her and Russell got up to. Grandad must be so proud -still at least his family aren't having their privacy invaded anymore.
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