8/13/2008

I'm Off On A Bender!

Hello,
I'm off for the next two days to a conference tackling important issues like poverty, inequality and for all I know hatpins. This primarily involves a big dinner dance where one is seated against one's will next to a lunatic and lots of drink.

In other words I'm off on a decadent, hypocrisy jolly, which as I found out on Monday that I am being made redundant I intend to enjoy to the full. I will behave like a conquering Viking throughout or perhaps Henry VIII, I haven't quite decided yet.

Still at least I'll be in the right place to get help adjusting to a life of leisurely poverty.

Cheerio

7 comments:

BenefitScroungingScum said...

Really sorry to hear about your redundancy. Enjoy the jolly and I hope things turn out the way you want, hugs BG

Anonymous said...

I think congratulations would be more appropriate, with redundancy you get a pay off. Another plus point is that she will not have to work with those cocks ever again.

Brigada Flores Magon said...

Sorry to hear that. Hope you get what you want out of it all at the end, including the upcoming jolly.

Anonymous said...

Sorry about the redundancy. Hope things work out for you.

eeore said...

Whose organising it? The Church of England?

Sorry that was a reference to the Bishops who paraded through London in the aid of poverty before going to Lambeth palace for a five course meal.

Why is everyone sorry about the redundancy - I thought you wanted to get sacked so you can set up a business?

But hey! If I'm wrong - sorry to hear about the redundancy.

Still have a nice time at the jolly and be nice to the lunatic.

Clairwil said...

I'm not worried personally about the redundancy -though I have had the natural 'Oh Lord it's really happening' nerves. I feel sorry for my clients and it's telling them that is giving me sleepless nights. Whatever happens I will ensure they can reach me personally but I have my own life and work and being honest cannot offer them the same help acting alone. Mind you redundant at Christmas I feel quite Dickensian.

Anonymous said...

Fuckers!