Shooting Fashion Students In a Wardrobe
It's taken a while but I've finally found a blogger dafter than I am. Oh sure she she borrows my pugilistic style in places but she is a mere amateur and makes me look like a genius. Meet Pearl my new scratching post and fashion's answer to Councillor Terry Kelly.
Pearl is writing a dissertation on skinny models! Here is one of her insights into this deeply complex subject (all spelling and punctuation Pearl's very own);
'should they be banned from the catwalks?
i dont think so!
people are just moaning about the models sizes, if they dont like it then they can go some place else, they dont have to look! There obviously just jelous cause there fat and got no glamourous fashion modeling life.
if all models were fat and people wanted to ban them it would be a diferent story!
As I'm sure you can tell Pearl has being doing some research into the subject. Christ almighty -writing a dissertation? She can barely write her own name. Let alone conduct research and put her findings down on paper. Who did this moron suck off to get accepted on a degree course? To think I turned down all my university places as a nipper because I thought everyone would look down on me for being thick. If only I'd known I could have saved myself the expense and stress of doing it later in life.
All this begs the question. If our Pearl is university material just how stupid are the folk that don't make it. I've seen the future and it terrifies me.