1/03/2008

Cock Off Mawkish Fatty Boom Boom!

Hello,

Oh it's too funny for words. Well it is if you're me it is, the rest of you will be looking these words with faces of stone and thinking about atheism or markets. Still I'm in this racket for me me me! Not you. So fuck up and watch me.

I received an email alerting me to a comment made on a very old previous post about Julie Bindel who is currently amusing the blogosphere by whining about the negative comments she gets. The poor baby! With a bit of blusher and a good pair of Spanx she could be a smashing little wife. I don't know what her problem is. Oh and before you all kick off -that my friends is treating someone with the contempt they deserve- not sexism. There's a balance but one can strike it with practice.

Anyway 'Tanya Gold' took exception to my somewhat rude assessment of Julie Bindel and her crybaby works. I freely admit to being an oaf but have a peep at this witless comment.
That my friends is an educated oaf in action. Booo Hoo! Joolz has done good works, leave her alone. Fuck off flummery arse! Good works! Oh don't make me spit. Ooooh I am chastened by the rage of Tan Tan! Spank my big red bum! Honestly who on earth gives a fuck about Tanya Gold and her dead clever thoughts? Her fellow pandas maybe, but I can't imagine who else. Sorry but it's her effrontery that gets me.

I realise I am a certified mental not least because of all my mad ideas about personal responsibility and choice but for heavens sake Tanya is like a vomiting doily only more pathetic.

Readers I'm not proud of it but I googled her and truly the Lord blessed me. On the off chance any schoolkids are reading and are willing to take some advice from an old lady. If you know a fat, whiny 'not my fault merchant' kill them, hurl them down the science block stairs. I know it's harsh but you'll be grateful for that advice by the time you're my age.

To return to mad Tanya if I may, observe her witterings. Waaah! Why do I smoke? Er because you enjoy it same as the rest of us cancer jockeys. Get used to it, give over whining, accept it or quit. My favourite one of hers is her boo hoo I'm a fatty post. The way she carries on you'd think fat was an airborne disease, not the result of her own self indulgence.

What causes that. Is it too much tit or not enough, bad potty training or a collapse of adulthood? I have no answers but, may it comfort you to know it vexes me.

She is also appallingly rude about Jordan -a woman who on the available evidence is far more intelligent than Tanya Gold. Jordan knows her strengths and exploits them to the max but there she is, university educated Tanya, wittering on about her diet and leaving stupid remarks on my blog about Julie Bindel's PAID work for masochist women. Then again 'can do' women like Jordan don't fit the victim mould and as such rile their "superiors" something awful. I'm happy to see Jordan where she is but the only place Tanya and Julie would embrace her is a rape crisis centre.

Fuck them -the dirty pair of misogynists!

Cheerio

10 comments:

BenefitScroungingScum said...

Ugh. I hate women like that. But it's all ok. At least one of them appears to be fat. And I'm not a man.
But I am now wondering why I'm on benefits and not employed by the guardian...hmm, must work on my bullshitting skills. BG

Let's Kill Saturday Night said...

You are the master !

Clairwil said...

Benefits,
Your writing is a million times better than hers any day. I'm being serious you should really try and do something with it.

Let's Kill,
Well foaming at the mouth rage is the one thing I do really well!

Anonymous said...

I haven't read your blog for a while, but after reading this I really must resolve to read you more often.

Katy Newton said...

Having read Gold's review of Jordan's oeuvre I am firmly resolved to purchase it. It looks cracking.

Clairwil said...

Anon,
Cheers old stick but I'm not always this angry.

Katy,
I love Jordan, it's hard to say why. It's not just because she get's up the right noses. Let me know if her books are any good.

Don said...

Clairwil,

In the unlikely event of my disagreeing with you strongly, I'll be wearing Kevlar when I mention it.

Ewen Nicolson said...

I love that title! It's a brilliant insult, but also sounds like it might have been a B-Side to 'Lip Up Fatty' by Bad Manners..........

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