12/17/2006

Diana Killer Cheats The Noose!

Hello,
I'm sure you are all aware that there is a frankly preposterous tale doing the rounds that our Di was killed by a drunk driver and not Prince Phillip. What will The Express write about now?

Anyway a simple Google search is sufficient to reveal the truth. The killer is failed thesp and spare prick Prince Edward. I am not making this up. The evidence is here.

I always thought he looked like shifty little bastard and his marriage to that 99p Di rip off makes me very suspicious indeed.

Poor Di imagine being offed by that little pipsqueak. At least Phil looks vaguely sinister but Edward looks like Noddy. A man simply designed to be bullied. I for one will not stand for this outrage! Edward must be made an example of. The only question is how? Get voting below. It's what Diana would have wanted.

How should we punish Prince Edward?
Stoning
The noose
Torture
Turn the angry mob loose
Have Elton John write a song about him and see how he likes it!
The stocks
The birch
Feed him to the stingrays
Firing squad
Drowning
pollcode.com free polls

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm so outraged, I might just I might just eat a chair!!!

Anonymous said...

I think we should make a banner!

Anonymous said...

"I'm so outraged, I might just, I might just eat a chair!!!"

It has a certain something I suppose....If that's what you meant ;)

I had no idea he was a Mason though. He looks like he'd have trouble putting one foot in front of the other.

Clairwil said...

'He looks like he'd have trouble putting one foot in front of the other.'

Exactly -the perfect cover!

Anonymous said...

I suppose so. I still think Phil & Liz know more than they'll ever let on...........

Clairwil said...

I thought Blair was acting suspiciously on the morning of her death......

flyingrodent said...

I wonder who's playing at this Diana tribute concert.

I hope it's Motorhead.

Anonymous said...

The Jasmine Minks, Half Man, Half Biscuit and The Soup Dragons.

Clairwil said...

Ill Man,
Why don't you try and get on the bill?

I might offer to do some of my performance art.

Anonymous said...

It's about time Diana stopped continuously dying and let someone else have a go, like Jim Davidson for example. All those millions of people dying every year and Davidson still has carped it.

Clairwil said...

Ah but Matt is the nation ready for the outpouring of grief that would follow the death of Davidson?

Anonymous said...

I thought it was hippies that killed her. Who would of thought P Edward was so important with all his titles? ah well he had his reasons.

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