I'm sure you are all aware that there is a frankly preposterous tale doing the rounds that our Di was killed by a drunk driver and not Prince Phillip. What will The Express write about now?
Anyway a simple Google search is sufficient to reveal the truth. The killer is failed thesp and spare prick Prince Edward. I am not making this up. The evidence is here.
I always thought he looked like shifty little bastard and his marriage to that 99p Di rip off makes me very suspicious indeed.
Poor Di imagine being offed by that little pipsqueak. At least Phil looks vaguely sinister but Edward looks like Noddy. A man simply designed to be bullied. I for one will not stand for this outrage! Edward must be made an example of. The only question is how? Get voting below. It's what Diana would have wanted.