'And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.'
I've been reading about this cosmic ordering lark. I must say I'm a fan. You just ask for stuff and it appears. Apparently that's how Noel Edmonds got to present Deal or no Deal. Seriously he just asked the cosmos and BOOM! TV stardom. Please visit Noel's website it is gold. The music! The music! I like Noel Edmonds actually. I very much admired his work on Swap Shop.
That is my sort of belief system. Naturally I am keen to give the whole caper a go. My needs are few so I very much doubt the cosmos would be inconvenienced much by my demands. I reckon it will be keen to oblige. As a sort of experiment who would like to join in? Go on it'll be fun. Leave your orders in the comments below and we'll keep an eye on their progress.
I'm sure most of you are sceptics. Well ponder this, last Friday I received a cheque from the people at TV licensing attached to a letter revoking my TV license. The Ill Man witnessed this, I am not making it up. My TV licence has been revoked, with no explanation. I have never been so surprised in all my life. This is nothing to do with cosmic ordering mind you. Though I do see parallels between Noel's rejection by the BBC and mine. The point I'm meandering towards is that anything is possible. Stranger things have happened. So come on, upset a bishop and place your orders.