'Tell your mother from me that you're a thick, common, whore and I paid for your education then tell me how much she laughs I'd love to know. But she probably doesn't care.' -
Woo hoo! Can anyone think of a worse week for me to be outed as a blogger than this one? Mother has finally worked out how a stats tracker works, something I never believed was possible, not even for a second. I had linked to her site, thinking she'd never notice. The long and short of it is, my double life has been exposed.
Happily I think it shall remain the latest in the long line of things that are not discussed. Nevertheless I feel violated and slightly alarmed. I suppose it was only a matter of time for reasons that I hope to be in a position to boast about shortly.
I have been at great pains to present as an acceptable persona as possible to my parents for the last ten years or so. As a teenager I was a monster at home, now I only kick off when I feel truly cornered. Do any of my readers behave exactly the same with their parents and people they feel comfortable with, friends and so on? If so and don't spare me, am I likely to be disowned or worse shouted at?
Yuck this is awful. I remain determined to blog freely though, if they don't like how I've turned out, it's not my fault. After all they are the manufacturers.